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Hi!
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Hank, I told you!
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I know you told me,
but I wanted to see for myself.
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You're convalescing
quite nicely...
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- quite nicely, indeed.
- Thank you very much.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have some food on the stove.
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Oh, you're hungry, are you?
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Hank, I'm making myself
something to eat.
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Wouldn't you rather
go out to dinner,
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you know, blow the stink off?
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I mean, not that you ever
really stink,
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although sometimes
in the morning with the breath,
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but I don't mind that.
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I can kiss
right through that shit.
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I love it, actually.
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Your effluvium has always been
quite refreshing to me...
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- Okay!
- Like cucumber lemonade...
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or cucumber spa water.
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Hank, are these words
for me or for you?
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For both of us, Karen.
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Wordplay, foreplay--
it's all the same thing.
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You know what?
I'm exhausted.
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I want to go lie down.
It's just, like--
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Oh, oh, is that an invite?
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J.K., as the kids say.
J.K.
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Come on,
I'll provide the transpo.
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I won't even try
to finger you while I drive.
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- Oh, please.
- I promise.
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I might try to gauge
your heat, though...
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over the clothes.
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I am not a fucking animal.
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You are making it really hard
for me to say no.
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Allow me to appeal
to the foodie in you.
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It's at a new place.
A pop-up, if you will.
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It's all the rage, four stars.
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The blogosphere is abuzz.
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- That is so mean.
- I know. I know.
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You know how much I love
trying new restaurants.
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- I do.
- Don't say that shit.
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I do know that.
I do know that.
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- Karen?
- Hmm?
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- Something is burning.
- [Gasps] Oh!
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I do believe your sad little
solo dinner is ruined.
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- Fire!
- Oh, my!
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[upbeat music]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, so you didn't forget
your wallet.
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Nope.
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This is a new pop-up
restaurant?
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Yep.
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So let's get it over with.
I'm fucking starving.
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Oh, I see
what you're doing here, Karen.
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You're establishing an attitude
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to combat the romantic mood
that I've established here.
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And you know what?
I'm okay with that.
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You know, that actually gives me
something to work with.
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In fact, it's the very essence
of drama.
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A guy wants something,
something stands in his way.
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Little Engine That Could--
same thing.
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Oh, my God.
Hank, just shut the fuck up.
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Refresh yourself.
Tranya!
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Have a drink.
In vino veritas...
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or something like that.
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In wine, there is truth,
I believe.
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Mm-hmm.
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In whiskey,
there may be a little more.
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In tequila,
there's, like, a lot of truth.
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Okay, great.
Where are the Runkles?
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Mm.
Oh, those guys?
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Yeah, they went out to dinner
on Abbot Kinney--
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that little pop-up
I was telling you about.
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What?
They got to go there?
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Well, you know I wanted
to try that place.
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Why didn't you just
take me there?
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Because I thought
this would be way more charming.
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Dinner at Charlie
and Marcy's house?
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Come on, a dinner slaved over
by yours truly...
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at an empty Malibu Beach house?
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This place is ours for hours.
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- Hank.
- Yes.
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Look at me.
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I am not gonna sleep with you.
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- I have no such expectations.
- Bullshit.
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What is all this for if it's
not to pry my legs apart?
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I wanted to do this for you.
You deserve it.
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I mean, ever since I've
come back, I've been adrift.
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Obviously Levon rocked my world.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I've been down some roads
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that have led to some
pretty dirty back alleys,
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but through it all,
I've kept my eye on the prize.
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- Hank.
- Yes.
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Aren't you tired?
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I mean, don't you just, like,
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want to start again
with someone new?
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No. God, no.
Is that what you want?
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Yeah.
I mean, sometimes. Sure.
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Why would I find a new life
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when I haven't perfected
the perfectly good old one?
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Well, exactly.
Maybe you can't perfect it.
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I mean, at a certain point,
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it just--
you know, it is what it is.
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- And then we die.
- I don't agree.
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I do not agree.
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See, I've learned a lot
about myself
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- during our time in the sun.
- Mm-hmm.
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And through it all, I have
only ever wanted one thing--
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you.
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Maybe wanting is not enough.
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- Isn't it, though?
- I don't think so.
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I disagree.
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Yeah, but it's not a debate.
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It's not something you can win.
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I'm not trying to win anything.
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Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
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You're--you're always, like,
trying a new angle,
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- like this, you know...
- No.
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Some huge, grand,
romantic gesture.
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- What grand, romantic gesture?
- [Laughing]
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What we really need to do
is just look at our history
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and realize...
it doesn't work.
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I mean, we don't work.
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Now, now, Karen,
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let's not turn this
into some dry history lesson.
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Let's just enjoy
this glorious meal, okay?
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Have a bite,
have another sip of wine.
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Let's, you know,
savor each other's company.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mangia!
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In vino veritas.
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- You said that already.
- I did?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, it's true.
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- Hank?
- Hmm?
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- This is really good.
- I know, right?
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Did you make this by yourself?
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Yeah, yeah.
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No.
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[Both laughing]
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I tried, but I failed miserably.
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What I made looked like
sick on a plate,
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tasted even worse.
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So I went out and I procured
some high-end takeout--
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full disclosure.
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- I'm sorry.
- That's okay, sweetie.
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You see that?
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You are charmed by
my failed attempts to charm you.
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- Yeah, a little.
- Have more wine.
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There's truth in it, you know.
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[Knock at door]
There's someone at the door.
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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- Not a good time.
- I'm sorry.
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I just--I felt bad
about things,
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and I, uh--I wanted to see
how you were doing.
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- I'm well.
- And how's Karen?
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- She's well--
- She's fine.
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Oh, hi!
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Oh, I'm so sorry!
Oh, God, I had no idea.
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- I-I'll be on my way.
- No, please, stay, stay.
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Don't be silly.
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I mean, you're obviously
in the middle of something.
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No, just dinner.
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What do you mean
"just dinner"? "Just dinner"?
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- Oh.
- Please stay.
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We need to get to know
one another.
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I mean, our paths are gonna be
crossing here and there, right?
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Well, why don't you guys,
you know,
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make a date
to meet for coffee next week?
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- That sounds like a good idea.
- You want some wine?
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- You know, after tonight.
- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, God, I would love
a glass of wine.
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Uh-huh, it's kind of good.
Here.
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- Thank you, Karen.
- You're welcome, Julia.
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- Wow.
- [Giggling]
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This is so great.
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[Rock music]
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♪ ♪
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We were there at the same time.
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Well, it stands to reason,
and having a kid with him.
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- Holy shit, right?
- Mm.
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- This is still so great.
- Yeah.
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Could we have
some more wine, please?
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Do you have any dessert?
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Oh, I'd be happy to, Karen.
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- Hi!
- What? What's wrong?
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What's not wrong?
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And our credit cards
get declined--all of them.
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Runks got pissy.
They called the cops.
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It was a whole big to-do!
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You could've left
the door open for me, you know.
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You knew I was coming in.
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Just slamming it like that--
that's very rude.
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We need to stick
together here, Marcy.
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- Hello. Hello.
- Hi.
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You invited Julia to your
romantic dinner with Karen?
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You dirty dog, you.
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I just stopped by unannounced.
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- Oh, I see.
- Marcy Runkle.
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- Hi.
- Your kid's a doll.
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Thank you so much!
Wow!
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You have the nicest friends.
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Marcy Runkle,
would you like perhaps
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to continue
our propositional conversation
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in the bedroom maybe?
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No, I would like
to seek outside counsel.
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Karenina, Karenina.
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Now that you're better,
can I ask you a question?
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- Anything.
- Okay.
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Stu wants to sleep
with me again.
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- Of course he does.
- For a million dollars.
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What?
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He would pay you a million
dollars to sleep with you?
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Yes.
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Would he pay me
a million dollars
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- to sleep with me?
- What the fuck, Karen?
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What are you talking about?
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- That's disgusting.
- What? It's a lot of money.
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Gluten-free
artisanal custard tort.
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- Oh, that's lovely.
- Wow!
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Is Stu
the big bald producer guy?
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Yeah, that's right.
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You know, I saw the outline
of his penis through his pants
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at the table read the other day,
and it was freakishly big.
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Yeah, that's my ex.
Anyway, listen...
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he wouldn't be into you, honey,
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'cause he's only into tiny,
petite little fuck dolls.
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That's my girl--
tiny, little, petite fuck doll.
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- Okay, so should I do it?
- No. No.
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That's my girl.
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- But we are fucking broke!
- I know.
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Jesus Christ!
Julia. Julia.
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Would you fuck a guy
for a million dollars?
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He's got a great big cock,
fills you right up.
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Jesus, Marcy!
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You know, I have never been
that much of a size queen.
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I prefer a pretty penis.
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That's right, baby.
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I'm sorry, Karen.
It's just--it's very confusing.
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And--and you invited her
to join us, so...
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It's true--we have
both experienced his penis.
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- And it--
- Mm-hmm.
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- It is pretty.
- It's okay.
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I've seen it.
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I tugged on it
a couple times accidentally.
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That's disgusting.
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It's a nice one--
smooth helmet. Good job, kid.
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Hey, I'm right there
with you all.
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It's a good-looking cock,
no homo.
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00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,017
- You guys are swell.
- Well...
279
00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,686
[Knock at door]
280
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,856
Krull, my good man.
Welcome.
281
00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,091
Seriously,
with this fucking guy again?
282
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,460
Hello, love.
283
00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,094
I've been seeing
a lot of you lately...
284
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,563
in my dreams--
285
00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,466
me daydreams,
me wide-awake dreams,
286
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,434
when I'm tugging meself.
287
00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,636
- Oh. Okay.
- That's neat. Thanks.
288
00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:07,339
Charlie, are you just gonna let
this degenerate
289
00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:09,007
talk to me like that?
290
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,009
This degenerate
happens to be a client, Marcy.
291
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:14,112
Besides, he is complimenting
you, right, Krull?
292
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,647
- Absolutely, love.
- Oh.
293
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,216
And, yeah, I noticed
you never have a problem
294
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,650
when a certain
perverted millionaire
295
00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,385
talks to you like that.
296
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:23,255
Excuse me. I was married
to that perverted millionaire.
297
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,023
Hello, Hank.
298
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,391
Krull, good to see you, my man.
299
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:27,860
You too, buddy.
300
00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:29,895
- I drove him back, you know.
- Oh, nice.
301
00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:32,364
- On the back of me bike.
- Mm-hmm, for you.
302
00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:33,899
Least you could've done
was give him some suction.
303
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,568
- That was a long ride.
- Bumpy too.
304
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,003
It kind of numbed out my taint.
305
00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,838
Yeah, that happens.
Who's this?
306
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,407
- Hi. I'm Julia.
- Hello, love.
307
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,009
Mm.
308
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,011
[Laughing]
309
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,013
Krull.
Rock 'n' roll butler.
310
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,181
That's cool.
311
00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,816
Speaking of such things,
312
00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,885
I got some pages for you,
there, Churchill.
313
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:55,053
Forgot about the time
when I walked in on Atticus,
314
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,923
and he was blowing himself,
and I surprised him.
315
00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,092
He ended up blowing a load
on the pair of us.
316
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,394
I got combat pay
for that one, though.
317
00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:03,929
You see, Marcy?
You see?
318
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,723
This is exactly
the kind of salacious details
319
00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:07,599
that sells
these rock 'n' roll memoirs.
320
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,935
Okay.
321
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,504
Whoa.
Hi, Levon.
322
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:14,706
Hello, hello, hello.
323
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,208
Hey, everyone.
324
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,010
Mom?
What are you doing here?
325
00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,045
Well, I just--I had to have
a word with your dad.
326
00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,513
Didn't I tell you
to stay away from him
327
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,881
until he puts a ring
on that finger?
328
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,449
Hey, what's that about?
329
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,184
I don't want you
taking advantage of my moms, yo.
330
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,619
What the--nobody's
taking advantage of her, yo.
331
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:28,954
She's horny, single,
332
00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,689
and emotionally vulnerable
right now.
333
00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:32,564
Honey, that's enough, okay?
Who is your friend?
334
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,293
- Can I get you a drink?
- Mm-hmm.
335
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,794
Ah.
336
00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,129
Why aren't you answering
your phone?
337
00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,564
'Cause I've been busy hosting.
338
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:40,699
- Who's your friend?
- This is Mi.
339
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,434
Hey, hang on.
I know Mi.
340
00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:43,969
[Laughs]
341
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:47,039
I knew you look familiar,
big boy.
342
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:49,074
You pick me up on bike.
343
00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:51,410
That's right,
outside the All-American Burger.
344
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,779
Yeah, you jerk off on me.
345
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,314
That's a good memory.
346
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,082
Mi got good head for tricks.
347
00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:59,585
Yeah, you sure do, darling.
You sure do.
348
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,219
Oh.
349
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,854
So I went to that
comic book store on Sunset.
350
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,023
I met her when I was coming out.
351
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,292
She was super nice,
real friendly.
352
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:08,927
I guess I owe her more money
353
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,429
than I currently have
on my person.
354
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,064
- What did you do?
- Everything, dude.
355
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,799
We went around
the fucking world--
356
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,601
- in the butt and everything.
- Holy shit.
357
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,402
She made me wear
a condom, though.
358
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,972
- It was really hard to come.
- Too much. How much?
359
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,374
Look, I don't want to limit
your sexual exploration,
360
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,009
but you got to lay off
the hookers,
361
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,178
because it's illegal,
and there's diseases.
362
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:27,646
No, mama!
363
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,582
- I make him put bag on it.
- Mi.
364
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,050
That's good, I guess.
365
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,585
He had a tough time...
[Imitates explosion]
366
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,454
I did.
I'm sorry, mom.
367
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,522
This is not what
a mother wants for her son.
368
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,957
No.
369
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,792
Julia, I told them that
the last time.
370
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,461
- You did?
- Yes!
371
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,262
God, thank you, Karen.
That is so sweet.
372
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,998
You're so welcome.
I am so sorry.
373
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,332
I don't understand.
[Knock at door]
374
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,600
Yes.
375
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,336
Rath.
What are you doing here?
376
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:52,704
Hey.
Uh, is Hank around?
377
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,973
Hank, sorry to bother you
at home,
378
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,609
but a friend of yours insisted.
379
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,712
Moody!
380
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,187
Eddie Nero--
as I live and breathe.
381
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:05,317
Ah!
382
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:12,124
- Put me back in my chair.
- Okay. All right.
383
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,894
No! It's okay.
384
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:18,530
I'll do it myself.
385
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,873
Dare I ask why
you're in a wheelchair?
386
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:30,509
Have you finally
had your genitals removed?
387
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,512
No, don't be silly.
It was just a flight of fancy--
388
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,247
an a-lister's daydream.
389
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,482
I thought I'd lost all my loads.
390
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:41,553
Then your lovely soul mate
taught me otherwise.
391
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,722
- Karen!
- Eddie.
392
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,191
Let me pepper you with kisses.
393
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,527
How are you?
It's so nice to see you.
394
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,195
It's so good to see you, Karen.
395
00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,497
- Good.
- [Sniffing]
396
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,399
- Okay.
- Ah, can you feel it?
397
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,836
This is the site
of our erotic encounter.
398
00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:01,006
The wood of this humble abode
has absorbed my seed,
399
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,674
my very essence.
400
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:05,210
Are you as moist as I am?
401
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,012
Hey, pussy fart.
How are you?
402
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,747
Good, Eddie.
How are you?
403
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,115
No, no.
I'm on duty.
404
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,550
Ah, of course.
Karen?
405
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,219
For my character,
that I will be essaying
406
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:17,255
in an upcoming episode
of TV's Santa Monica Cops,
407
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,957
which I have agreed to do
408
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,559
because all the finest
movie stars
409
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,060
are coming to television today.
410
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,462
And why not?
411
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,964
Two days on a set
plus a meaty monologue
412
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:28,600
equals...
Emmy nomination!
413
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,202
I'm going
for the motherfucking EGOT--
414
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,305
Emmy, Golden Globe, Oscar, Tony.
415
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,240
And for that,
I will provide sexual favors
416
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,708
to Neil Patrick Harris,
if needed.
417
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:39,010
[Gagging]
418
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:45,784
Anyway, Moody, I need you
to write me a monologue.
419
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,719
I miss our collaborations.
420
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,122
Rath is a fine writer,
but he's terse.
421
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,857
I need someone who can provide
422
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,192
a glorious golden shower
of verbiage.
423
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,261
And the Emmy goes...
424
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,363
to Edward fucking Nero.
425
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,664
Good God, there are
some beautiful women
426
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,233
around here tonight.
427
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,602
I'm glad I still have
all my loads.
428
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:06,271
We could have quite
the bukkake party later.
429
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:09,641
My character--
he cannot achieve an erection.
430
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,276
He's been robbed of his manhood.
431
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,211
But he's still a force
to be reckoned with.
432
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,780
Ow!
433
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,148
Ow!
434
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,750
Hey! I know you...
435
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,452
from Sunset and Gardner.
436
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:23,021
Hey!
That right, motherfucker!
437
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,656
[Laughs]
438
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:28,827
Did not recognize you
with the mustache.
439
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,496
Hey.
You poop on me.
440
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,665
You're welcome.
441
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,476
Good news--
442
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,045
Rath's hitting it off
with Karen over there.
443
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,281
- Why is that good news?
- Good news for me.
444
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,216
He's staying the fuck away
from my mom for once.
445
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,718
Yeah, well, guess who's
chatting up your fucking mom,
446
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,655
- is Eddie fucking Nero.
- [Scoffs] Yeah, we'll see.
447
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,290
Movie star or not, that guy will
get the fucking stink finger
448
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,791
- if he tries anything.
- No, no, no. No.
449
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,359
Stink finger
is powerless over him.
450
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,061
Dude poops on people.
451
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:04,963
Ugh.
That's fucking unsettling.
452
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:06,565
- You think?
- Yeah.
453
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:07,599
Hmm.
454
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:12,237
Hi.
What's going on here?
455
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,539
- Hey.
- Hey.
456
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,741
Um, well, I was just having
the greatest conversation
457
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,677
- with your boss.
- Oh.
458
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,979
Yeah, well, he's not really
my boss, per se.
459
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:22,914
Well, how else
would you put it, Hank?
460
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,650
I like to think of us
as compatriots,
461
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,752
you know, birds of a feather,
kindred spirits,
462
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,089
writers, men...
463
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,225
- men.
- I hired you. I can fire you.
464
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,593
I'd say that makes me your boss.
465
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,561
Okay, fine.
Yeah, be that way.
466
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,263
You know,
this evening started out
467
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:42,100
as an attempted intimate dinner
for the two of us.
468
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,736
And at some point,
I would like to...
469
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,404
- Um, yeah.
- Get back to...
470
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,139
- Well, it's okay, sweetie.
- That particular--
471
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,675
'Cause I can--
I can catch up with you anytime.
472
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,444
I mean, you know,
473
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:55,013
I don't know when I'm next
gonna get to see Rick.
474
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:57,515
We can see each other
as often as you like, Karen,
475
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,184
because you guys
aren't together, right?
476
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,185
- Well...
- Right.
477
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,920
I mean, that's a--
478
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,788
Yeah, well, these things
are very complicated with Hank.
479
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,223
You know, I asked him
about Julia.
480
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,791
He said he wasn't involved
with her.
481
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,894
Next thing you know,
he was inside of her, so...
482
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:12,364
Inside of her?
Wow.
483
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,399
Um, okay.
484
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,368
Yeah, well, why am I surprised?
485
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,670
I mean, of course he was.
486
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,405
[Sighs]
487
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,607
Well...it's just
as well I like her, I guess.
488
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,175
[Knock at door]
489
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,879
- I'll get that.
- I got it. I got it.
490
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,881
- Hello, Leon.
- It's Levon.
491
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,851
Why is that so fucking hard
for people to get?
492
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,886
Charlie, Marcy,
493
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,155
so sorry to barge in
on you guys like this,
494
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,524
but I must have a word.
495
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,494
Hello, Edward.
How are you, brah?
496
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,429
Stu, my favorite moneyman!
497
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,164
Stu, I'm not even gonna
get up off this fucking couch
498
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,666
to deal with this shit.
499
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,001
First of all,
thanks to Eddie Nero here,
500
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,903
my fucking knee is killing me.
501
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,506
Besides, everyone knows, Stu.
Everyone knows.
502
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,908
Well, in that case...
503
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,144
[Gasps]
504
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,413
Look away, Marcy!
Look away!
505
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:05,183
- But it's so beautiful.
- And it's all yours.
506
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:06,985
Just say the word
507
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:10,789
and, uh, sign right here
on the dotted line
508
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,191
and if you could initial
here and here.
509
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,860
Stu, was is it about this woman?
510
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:19,030
Edward,
I'm so glad you asked me.
511
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,932
Entering her is like walking
512
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,802
into the most wonderful
candy store in the world.
513
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:28,039
Spending time inside of her
is akin to cocooning yourself
514
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,809
in the softest,
most exotic of silks.
515
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,111
I remember
I used to be able to press
516
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,013
on her cute little tummy
517
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,748
and feel myself
just throbbing away in there.
518
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,983
The hum was electric.
519
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:40,018
You have to remember
that, Marcy.
520
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:44,556
- Yeah, I guess I do.
- I'm gonna throw the fuck up.
521
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,992
If sex is what allows us
522
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:50,662
to transcend this average,
everyday, humdrum existence
523
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:53,965
and get us
that much closer to God,
524
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,734
then it was with Marcy
525
00:18:55,768 --> 00:19:00,405
that I came within
spitting distance of my maker.
526
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,741
What has happened to you, Stu?
527
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,642
Have you lost your fucking mind?
528
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,978
Perhaps I need to experience
this pint-sized powerhouse.
529
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,680
I've seen her go at it.
530
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,949
She's like a feral cat
with a greedy snatch.
531
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,084
Greedy snatch!
Give me, give me, give me!
532
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,953
- All for it, none for you.
- What?
533
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,990
Well, consider this
a signing bonus--10% up front.
534
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:22,394
Do with it what you will.
535
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:24,429
- We have to talk.
- Ow!
536
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,264
Come here.
537
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:27,732
- Listen to me.
- What?
538
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,434
This kind of cash could get us
539
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,369
out of all
of our immediate debt.
540
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:34,039
Marcy, I have put out feelers
about the Krull book,
541
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,741
and I could get us
at least that much...
542
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,209
Almost.
543
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,078
What about next month?
And the month after?
544
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,280
Runkle, don't kid yourself.
Things are tough out there.
545
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,049
I'm offering you
some sweet relief.
546
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,051
I mean, give yourself a break.
547
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:49,220
And you got to think
about little Stuart, huh?
548
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,855
My namesake.
549
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,224
Stu, you have got to stop
disrespecting me
550
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:54,926
in my own home!
551
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:59,631
Oh, this is clearly a rental.
552
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,466
Hit him!
553
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,834
Ow! Ow!
554
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,736
Ow!
555
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,704
Okay, Runkle...
556
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,741
now you pushed me too far.
557
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,910
[Gasps]
558
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,112
I'm gonna--
559
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:18,316
- Aah! Aah! Aah!
- Stop it!
560
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:19,551
Charlie!
561
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,457
All right.
562
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:29,360
My boy Runkle's got some serious
retard strength right now.
563
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,262
- Just--yeah.
- Come on.
564
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,397
Get him off.
565
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,732
No fighting!
Not on my watch!
566
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,501
Holy shit.
That thing is real?
567
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,236
When I'm in research mode,
I go all out.
568
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,171
I'm not fucking around.
569
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,606
Okay, I'm calling the network.
I cannot work with this guy.
570
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:45,743
- I thought Hashtag was bad.
- No one should fight like this.
571
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,178
No man should fight like this.
572
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,547
Last time I was here,
I fought much like this
573
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,649
with a man named Hank Moody,
574
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,919
who bested me that night
and deservedly so.
575
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,354
And do you know why?
576
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,957
Because I slept with his woman.
577
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,158
Wheelchair or not, Nero,
578
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,193
I will kick you
in the fucking cock.
579
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:05,063
There's no need.
I have a confession to make.
580
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:08,700
I did not penetrate
your beloved that night.
581
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,702
I fully intended to,
582
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:15,373
but I hadn't come with a woman
in so long that I merely...
583
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:18,910
- made wet in my tunic.
- Whoa.
584
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,545
She did me the great honor
585
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,981
of making it seem
like we made sweet love,
586
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,849
which is why she is such
an incredible woman.
587
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,651
What is this, fucking Christmas?
588
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:28,953
This is great news.
Why didn't you tell me that?
589
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:31,422
Because I didn't want
to betray Eddie's confidence.
590
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,124
Uh-huh.
591
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,859
Her loveliness is giving me
an erection right now...
592
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,528
No.
593
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:37,795
In spite of my best efforts
to stay in character.
594
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,264
You know, and also,
595
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,232
I kind of wanted you
to think that we had.
596
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,034
Oh, really?
You did, did you?
597
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:46,538
Karen, if you would grant me
another chance,
598
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:49,174
I am reasonably sure
I could penetrate you
599
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,242
in a satisfactory manner...
600
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:52,644
[Laughs]
601
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,746
Although
you would have to lift me up
602
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,915
off of the chair into the bed.
603
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,709
Have you ever had sex
with a handicapped man?
604
00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:00,251
Eddie, I think we had a moment,
605
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:02,387
and I think
that moment's passed.
606
00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,923
Oh.
607
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,858
Thank you for your honesty.
608
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,159
What about you, Goldilocks?
609
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:10,195
You ever made love
to a paraplegic?
610
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,763
Actually, I did once.
611
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:14,566
I really liked him,
but then Levon scared him away.
612
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,067
He told him
if he tried anything funny,
613
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:18,603
he'd pushed him into traffic.
614
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:20,738
What?
I was young and angry, okay?
615
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,241
I didn't have a fucking father.
616
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,776
He was really good at oral sex.
617
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,878
[Scoffs]
Gross. That's fucking foul.
618
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:28,846
I knew I should've pushed
that fucking gimp into traffic.
619
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,548
Hey, that's not nice.
620
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:35,253
I'm sorry to say, yes.
I mean, he was really good.
621
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:36,721
- That's rough.
- Whoa!
622
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:39,090
Not any better
than Edward R. Nero,
623
00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:41,759
who is nothing
if not a cunning linguist.
624
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,561
You know,
I'm a single mom, Eddie.
625
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,263
And I'm not easily wooed.
626
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,465
I'm a single father
with millions of dollars
627
00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:49,334
and unlimited loads.
628
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:53,504
"Unrimited roads"?
[Laughing]
629
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:56,207
Empty your pockets, bitches!
630
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,309
Everyone do exactly
what she says.
631
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,078
I am in extraordinary shape,
632
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:04,482
but I do not think I could
survive a bullet in the head.
633
00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:06,784
- Okay.
- Come on!
634
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:08,953
- Are you fucking kidding?
- Nope.
635
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,623
Hurry! Now!
636
00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:13,157
I thought you used to be a cop.
637
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:15,426
- Shut up.
- I was a fucking transit cop.
638
00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:17,729
Okay? What difference
does it make anyway.
639
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:19,831
I don't have a gun on me.
640
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:23,735
[Screaming]
641
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:28,640
[Screaming]
642
00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:32,243
[Laughing]
Edward!
643
00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:34,245
Ow!
644
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,448
Later, bitches!
[Laughing]
645
00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:39,350
[Shouts indistinctly]
Bye, Mi.
646
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:41,019
- Hey!
- I had fun tonight.
647
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:44,989
That's mine!
[Horn blares]
648
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:46,524
Aren't you glad we didn't go
649
00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:48,960
to some boring place
on Abbot Kinney?
650
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:51,562
Do you think
Eddie's gonna be okay?
651
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,317
He seemed all right
as they were loading him
652
00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:54,932
into the ambulance.
653
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,268
He asked me to email him
the draft of the monologue asap
654
00:23:57,303 --> 00:23:59,637
so he can start learning
his lines.
655
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:01,272
[Laughs]
656
00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:03,074
It's not like
he's actually human or anything.
657
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,943
I think he's gonna be fine.
658
00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:08,212
Isn't it crazy
how nothing good ever happens
659
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,315
in Charlie and Marcy's house?
660
00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:12,283
It's like that place was built
661
00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:15,687
on some Indian burial ground
or something.
662
00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:17,555
Yeah. It's like
there's a whole bunch
663
00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:21,859
of horny Malibu Indians
rolling around underneath there.
664
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:23,995
I don't know.
665
00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:28,232
- Good night.
- Good night.
666
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:31,469
Hey, at least I learned that you
didn't do sex with Eddie Nero,
667
00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:35,406
so I will sleep easier tonight.
668
00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:39,043
And I learned
that you recently did do sex
669
00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:42,213
with the mother
of your first child.
670
00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:45,016
I'm sorry about that.
671
00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:47,819
Why?
It's your life.
672
00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:49,654
If there's something about it
you don't like,
673
00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:50,755
you could change it.
674
00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:53,825
- I am trying.
- Hank...
675
00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:55,660
again, I ask you why.
676
00:24:55,694 --> 00:24:58,896
You thrive on chaos.
677
00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:02,533
I mean, you need to be
in the middle
678
00:25:02,568 --> 00:25:06,704
of some kind of mess
of your own creation, right?
679
00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:11,409
That's what makes you
attractive...
680
00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:16,447
and also impossible
to live with.
681
00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:20,151
"Impossible"
is a very strong word, Karen.
682
00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:26,457
Hank, I love you...
683
00:25:29,094 --> 00:25:31,629
but I can't be with you.
684
00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:34,298
When will you accept that?
685
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:37,802
Never.
686
00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:41,472
It's also
what makes me attractive.
687
00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:43,975
[Laughs]
688
00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:45,877
Yeah...
689
00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:48,980
and very lonely.
690
00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:53,284
♪ Tell myself
you never loved me ♪
691
00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:56,521
♪ no ♪
692
00:25:56,588 --> 00:26:02,007
♪ oh, no ♪
693
00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:05,930
♪ Time cast a spell on you ♪
694
00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:10,401
♪ but you won't forget me ♪
695
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:16,641
♪ I know
I could have loved you ♪
696
00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:20,411
♪ but you would not let me ♪
697
00:26:22,548 --> 00:26:25,316
♪ I will follow you down ♪
698
00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:28,593
♪ till the sound of my voice ♪
699
00:26:29,179 --> 00:26:36,053
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