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Previously on The Last Man on Earth...

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I think I'm falling in love with you.

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Is there any chance

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that you would feel that same way about me?

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No.

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So I was gonna say all that stuff to Carol.

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And if I'm being completely honest,

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I think I'm falling in love with you.

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Is there any chance that you're
feeling the same way about me?

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No.

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What I feel is so much deeper than love.

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I choose you.

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I choose you, Phil Miller.

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♪ She drives me crazy... ♪

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: I choose you, Phil Miller.

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: ♪ Like no one else ♪

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♪ She drives me crazy ♪

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♪ And I can't help myself... ♪

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What the hell?

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Oh, sorry about that.

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I woke up for a second.

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No problem.

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Yeah, it's okay, buddy.

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- Synced and Corrected by peterbrito
- www.addic7ed.com -

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- I need to talk to you.
- Carol!

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How many times have I told you
this is my private time?!

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Your private time is poisoning
the neighborhood, okay?

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This is Stink City, Phil.

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You know what, Carol, just...

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Do I go into your house

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and tell you what to do with
your little lady turds?

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No, and you never will.

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Because I don't go to
Brown Town in my house.

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What? Where do you do it?

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Various mid-range hotels.

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Ugh, gross.

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You got to do something about this.

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I can't walk around with
"alpine blast" dryer sheets

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up my nose every goldarn day.

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This isn't my look.

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I'm a lady.

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Carol, I will not be
cowed by your bullying!

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So please go, okay? Now.

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I-I'm afraid I insist.

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What's got your goat today?

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I'm just cranky 'cause I
didn't sleep last night

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because of that stupid song
coming from Melissa's house.

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Ah, I can't hear anything
over my sleep apnea machine.

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Well, if you didn't have
your sleep machine on,

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you would have heard that
song all night long.

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Oh, I love that song.

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♪ All night long ♪

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- Carol.
- ♪ All night ♪

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♪ All night... ♪ You sing the echo.

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♪ All night long ♪

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♪ All night... ♪

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That's my karaoke go-to.

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It-it wasn't that song.

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You said I would have heard
that song, "All Night Long."

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It was some other song.

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But that other song you would
have heard all night long.

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Hmm, interesting.

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Maybe Melissa and Todd were
having a little jamba jamba.

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Carol, if you're referring to sex,

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it's extremely unlikely.

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I mean, they just met a few days ago.

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You proposed to me after a few days.

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Love moves fast in this new world.

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Well, I'm off to the Wyndham.

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♪ Sambalita-saymoya ♪

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♪ Hey, jambo jambo. ♪

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Mmm.

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Hey, bud.

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Hey, Phil.

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Top of the morning. How you doing?

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Oh, you know, just
enjoying this beautiful day.

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Somebody woke up on the
right side of the bed.

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You get a lot of sleep last night?

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Yeah, sure did.

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'Cause there was this song playing

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over at Melissa's house all night long.

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Not the Lionel Richie
song "All Night Long."

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Want to make that clear.

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But, uh, yeah, this other song...
did you hear that, too?

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Oh, we were...

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I mean, excuse me, she was...

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I mean...

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Yes, I did hear it a little bit, but I...

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Todd...

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Yeah.

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Slipped a little "we" in there, didn't you?

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Oh, um, did I?

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Yeah, you did.

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- Huh.
- Come on.

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The jig is up.

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What happened?

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What happened?

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I don't know... I don't know
what you're talking about, Phil.

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I don't.

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- Broham.
- Broham.

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- Toddler.
- Yeah.

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I want some deets, and I
want them pronto, okay?

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Hit me up, my main man.

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What is up with you and Melissa?

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Nothing, Phil.

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Hey, Todd.

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Yeah.

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It's me.

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Okay.

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Bro to bro.

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That's the only way I play it.

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We did it, Phil.

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Melissa and I had sex.

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No.

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Way.

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No way.

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And it was like a dream.

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We were just hanging out at her house,

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- drinking wine,
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And then all of a sudden, out of nowhere,

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- we just started kissing, you know?
- Yeah.

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Anyways, after, like,
an hour of making out,

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she grabs me by the arm,

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leads me upstairs,

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and we just started going at it.

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I know.

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Then that song got stuck on repeat.

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I'm so sorry, man.

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: Then it kind
of became our sex song.

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- Awesome.
- Yeah.

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Our sex song... I've never
had a sex song before.

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Awesome.

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It was the...

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greatest night of my life.

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I can't stop giggling, you know.

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I'm just so happy.

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Happy for you.

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Oh, hey, Phil.

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Hey.

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Uh, Todd, could you come over to my place?

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I need some help with that thing.

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Maybe I could help.

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I-I'm pretty good with... things.

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No, it's a project Todd already started on.

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Sure, I'll jump, uh, right on that.

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Great.

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: She's talking about sex.

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Can you believe it?

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This is my life now.

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Good for him.

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Happy for him.

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That's great, that's great.

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Yeah, I can't think of a person...

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person I'd rather have this happen to.

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He deserves this.

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He's a good person.

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♪ She drives me crazy ♪

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Would you give it a frigging rest already?!

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How's your oatmeal?

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Fine.

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Oh, did you make any progress cleaning out

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that disgusting toilet pool?

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Yeah.

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Phil?

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Did you really work on it, or are
you just telling me you did?

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I'm just telling you I did.

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Oh.

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I talked to Melissa today.

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She told me that she and Todd are doing it

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left and right.

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Like, sexually. Did you know that?

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Carol, can we please not talk about this?

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Of course.

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It's not breakfast conversation.

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Well, there they go again.

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Why are you so cranky?

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Carol, I'm not a crank.

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It's just... what they're
doing is unacceptable.

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They know we know it means
they're having sex.

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And they just keep playing that
song day after day after day.

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Well, if you have such a problem with it,

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why don't you go fix it?

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I mean, you are the president
of the United States.

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Carol, that's not how it works.

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All right, let's get this party
started, raise the roof.

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Look, I thought that since
there are four of us here now,

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and a community is forming,

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it might be a good idea to
get together, like, a...

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a weekly town hall meeting or something,

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where we can air our grievances
and stuff like that.

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That's why I got this.

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What is this bad boy?

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This is called "The Grievance Board."

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- Stop pinching me.
- Guys?

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- We listening here?
- Yes.

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Okay, good, 'cause this
is really cool stuff.

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You listening or are you pinching?

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- We're listening.
- Both.

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Okay, so when you have a complaint,

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all you do is you write it up on the board,

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then we can vote on this stuff.

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Now, how does the voting process work?

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I'm about to tell you.

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Say you want to make ice cream illegal,

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which is crazy because
ice cream is delicious,

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but what I would do is
write up on the board,

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"Ice cream should be illegal,"

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then I would motion for a vote...

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Okay, I would like to vote
to keep ice cream legal.

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Carol, that was an example.

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Ice cream remains legal.

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Boom.

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Boom, indeed.

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That leads me to a motion
that I'd like to make.

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Since we're trying to form a
family-friendly community,

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our sexual dalliances cannot
be so frigging in-your-face.

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And I am looking at you, Todd and Melissa.

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I'm so happy for you guys, believe me.

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But I also have to look
ahead to the future, okay?

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And that's why I'm proposing

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a rigid sexual
curfew-slash-noise ordinance.

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Phil, I don't think what Todd and I do

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is any of your business.

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Uh, yes, it is.

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She doesn't know.

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- They don't know.
- Know what?

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Phil's the president.

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Of what?

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Of the United States of frigging America.

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We had a vote.

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- It was unanimous.
- Yeah,

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- so are we done?
- Seriously? That's ridiculous.

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It's called democracy, Melissa.

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Maybe you've heard of it?
Oh, I've heard of it.

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I'm just concerned that
you're in charge of it.

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Well, Melissa, that's a
good lesson for you, then.

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Maybe next time, you'll rock the vote.

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Okay, all in favor of the
rigid sex restrictions?

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Raise those hands.

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We got one vote already.

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Any other votes?

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Really, nobody?

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- Ah...
- I'd like to propose

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that when you visit your neighbor,

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you have to be wearing a shirt.

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Uh, we live in Tucson.

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I, uh, propose that this lady
stop being so darn sexy.

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Guys, let's keep to real motions, please.

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I have a real motion.

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I think Phil should have to
clean out his toilet pool.

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I second that.

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All right, we've done
enough voting for tonight.

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No, we should definitely vote on this one.

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All in favor of Phil cleaning
out his toilet pool?

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Motion to adjourn!

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Ah...

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Todd, come on, bro.

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I'm sorry, Phil, it's really...

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it's wafting.

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Well, it's final.

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Phil has to clean out his toilet pool.

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Yes.

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How's that for rocking the vote?

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Come on, Todd.

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Yeah.

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Good meeting.

267
00:12:00,503 --> 00:12:02,538
Phil?

268
00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:06,340
Phil?

269
00:12:06,341 --> 00:12:08,709
Phil...?!

270
00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:10,745
Phil!

271
00:12:10,746 --> 00:12:12,680
Oh, hey.

272
00:12:12,681 --> 00:12:14,882
S-Sorry, is this a bad time?

273
00:12:14,883 --> 00:12:17,084
No, no, no, no, just having a little cry.

274
00:12:17,085 --> 00:12:18,753
Can we talk?

275
00:12:18,754 --> 00:12:20,421
Do you mind if I change into something

276
00:12:20,422 --> 00:12:22,088
that's got a little less poo on it?

277
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,924
Uh, sure.

278
00:12:25,927 --> 00:12:27,761
So, uh, what's up?

279
00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:30,096
Uh... I just...

280
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,731
came to apologize.

281
00:12:31,732 --> 00:12:32,732
For all the noise.

282
00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:33,733
You know.

283
00:12:33,734 --> 00:12:34,901
The song.

284
00:12:34,902 --> 00:12:36,436
Oh, no worries.

285
00:12:36,437 --> 00:12:38,403
No, it-it was insensitive.

286
00:12:38,404 --> 00:12:40,573
Especially after the talk we had

287
00:12:40,574 --> 00:12:41,941
about your feelings for me.

288
00:12:41,942 --> 00:12:44,610
What? Are you still
talking about that talk?

289
00:12:44,611 --> 00:12:46,946
That was an admission of love for Carol.

290
00:12:46,947 --> 00:12:48,948
How can I make that more clear to you?

291
00:12:48,949 --> 00:12:51,951
: That's so cute that
you think that was meant for you.

292
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,086
Phil, drop the act.

293
00:12:55,087 --> 00:12:57,421
Drop what act?

294
00:12:57,422 --> 00:12:59,357
Wha...?

295
00:12:59,358 --> 00:13:01,025
Just be a real person.

296
00:13:01,026 --> 00:13:04,095
I just keep thinking
about how close we came

297
00:13:04,096 --> 00:13:06,297
to, you know...

298
00:13:06,298 --> 00:13:07,298
- Yeah.
- ...doing it.

299
00:13:07,299 --> 00:13:08,299
Boning.

300
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,300
Yeah, I got what...

301
00:13:09,301 --> 00:13:10,468
where you were going there.

302
00:13:10,469 --> 00:13:12,803
And now you and Todd are, you know...

303
00:13:12,804 --> 00:13:14,304
- Yeah.
- ...doing it.

304
00:13:14,305 --> 00:13:15,305
- Having sex.
- Yeah, again,

305
00:13:15,306 --> 00:13:16,974
- Boning.
- got it.

306
00:13:16,975 --> 00:13:18,308
You know, it's weird how life works.

307
00:13:18,309 --> 00:13:19,977
- Yeah.
- All the "what ifs."

308
00:13:19,978 --> 00:13:23,313
Like, you think, what if Todd
had never seen those fireworks

309
00:13:23,314 --> 00:13:24,982
and left Tucson?

310
00:13:24,983 --> 00:13:26,416
Then we would have never met him.

311
00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:27,818
Then you and I would be,

312
00:13:27,819 --> 00:13:29,652
- you know...
- Uh, Phil.

313
00:13:29,653 --> 00:13:30,786
Currently boning.

314
00:13:30,787 --> 00:13:31,954
Phil.

315
00:13:31,955 --> 00:13:33,623
- Knocking boots.
- Yeah.

316
00:13:33,624 --> 00:13:35,591
Getting those boots
together and knocking...

317
00:13:35,592 --> 00:13:36,626
Phil, let's just not...

318
00:13:36,627 --> 00:13:37,927
just can't go down that road.

319
00:13:37,928 --> 00:13:39,094
'Cause Todd is here now.

320
00:13:39,095 --> 00:13:40,262
We were on that road.

321
00:13:40,263 --> 00:13:42,264
We were wearing those boots.

322
00:13:42,265 --> 00:13:43,966
- On that road.
- Phil...

323
00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:47,101
Todd's here.

324
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:50,572
Okay?

325
00:13:50,573 --> 00:13:52,908
But can I just ask?

326
00:13:54,076 --> 00:13:55,877
If Todd wasn't here...?

327
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,378
Todd is here.

328
00:13:59,314 --> 00:14:00,982
Yeah.

329
00:14:05,987 --> 00:14:07,655
Todd's here.

330
00:14:25,706 --> 00:14:27,373
Todd's here.

331
00:14:29,877 --> 00:14:31,044
Hey, Phil.

332
00:14:31,045 --> 00:14:32,879
Hey, bud.

333
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,815
You want to go for a ride?

334
00:14:38,371 --> 00:14:40,038
<i>You wouldn't
think it, you know,</i>

335
00:14:40,039 --> 00:14:42,374
<i>'cause she seems kind of,
like, conservative and stuff,</i>

336
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:45,376
but she is just an animal in the sack.

337
00:14:45,377 --> 00:14:47,044
I mean, she is just...

338
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:51,048
- Yeah.
- My goodness, we just...

339
00:14:51,049 --> 00:14:53,951
we'll go at it for hours and hours.

340
00:14:53,952 --> 00:14:56,053
And, just, I feel like
I'm a teenager again.

341
00:14:56,054 --> 00:14:58,389
We must have done it, I don't know,

342
00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:00,191
seven, eight times.

343
00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:02,193
That sounds great, that sounds nice.

344
00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:04,194
Oh, my...

345
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,496
I'm just still, like, vibrating.

346
00:15:06,497 --> 00:15:08,498
As well you should be.

347
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:14,204
Well, I'm so excited to see this place.

348
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,707
This is where you go to do
all your thinking, huh?

349
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,709
Yeah.

350
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,209
It's where it all happens.

351
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,545
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

352
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,547
- Well, I'm sure it's gonna be great.
- Yeah.

353
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,915
I mean, it'd better be, right?

354
00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:29,218
We've been driving for,
like, three hours, man.

355
00:15:33,857 --> 00:15:35,725
What? Did you hear something?

356
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,325
No.

357
00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:39,193
No, something outside the car,
something with the wheels.

358
00:15:39,194 --> 00:15:41,062
It sounds like the back wheel on your side.

359
00:15:41,063 --> 00:15:44,332
<i>Yeah, okay, if you could just,
like, get out and take a look.</i>

360
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:45,667
<i>Sure.</i>

361
00:15:54,376 --> 00:15:56,410
Yeah, you know, Phil, I don't see anything.

362
00:16:40,853 --> 00:16:41,853
No.

363
00:16:41,854 --> 00:16:43,655
No, no.

364
00:18:03,664 --> 00:18:05,465
Oh, yeah, yeah.

365
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:08,334
Oh, man.

366
00:18:08,335 --> 00:18:09,668
Nice try, Phil.

367
00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:11,604
I knew you were coming back the whole time.

368
00:18:15,842 --> 00:18:18,944
All right, so how much
longer till we get there?

369
00:18:20,981 --> 00:18:23,148
This is it.

370
00:18:23,149 --> 00:18:25,818
Yeah?

371
00:18:25,819 --> 00:18:28,285
Yeah, this is great.

372
00:18:29,488 --> 00:18:31,489
I mean, it looks like the stuff we passed

373
00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:33,457
a couple hours ago, but...

374
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:34,492
I'm just kidding.

375
00:18:34,493 --> 00:18:36,127
No, this is... this is great, man.

376
00:18:36,128 --> 00:18:39,330
Well, uh, should we head back home?

377
00:18:40,699 --> 00:18:42,366
You know,

378
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:43,700
give me a minute.

379
00:18:58,315 --> 00:18:59,650
Okay.

380
00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:08,891
Hey, Todd.

381
00:19:08,892 --> 00:19:10,560
Yeah.

382
00:19:10,561 --> 00:19:12,562
I'm sorry.

383
00:19:12,563 --> 00:19:14,030
What are you sorry about?

384
00:19:14,031 --> 00:19:16,699
Just trust me.

385
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,700
I'm sorry.

386
00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:20,635
Okay.

387
00:19:22,337 --> 00:19:25,574
Um, you-you don't have
anything to be sorry about.

388
00:19:27,342 --> 00:19:29,343
Can I tell you what I was thinking about

389
00:19:29,344 --> 00:19:31,179
when I was...

390
00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:32,513
thinking at your think spot?

391
00:19:33,749 --> 00:19:34,848
Yeah.

392
00:19:34,849 --> 00:19:35,849
What?

393
00:19:40,188 --> 00:19:42,056
You're a really nice guy, Phil.

394
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,231
I could be nicer.

395
00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:04,376
Phil?

396
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,045
I'm in here, Carol.

397
00:20:06,046 --> 00:20:07,446
I got your note.

398
00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:08,780
What's the big surprise?

399
00:20:08,781 --> 00:20:10,882
Carol, take out your dryer sheets.

400
00:20:10,883 --> 00:20:12,718
Oh, not if my life depended on it.

401
00:20:12,719 --> 00:20:14,953
- Trust me on this... just stand still.
- What are you doing?

402
00:20:14,954 --> 00:20:16,287
- Trust me, trust me here.
- Phil, no.

403
00:20:16,288 --> 00:20:17,623
- Phil, don't do it.
- Trust me. Trust me.

404
00:20:17,624 --> 00:20:19,057
- No, Phil, no. No, Phil.
- Trust me.

405
00:20:19,058 --> 00:20:20,058
- Trust me.
- Leave 'em. Leave 'em.

406
00:20:20,059 --> 00:20:21,059
- Trust me.
- Leave 'em.

407
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,293
Got 'em. Take a deep breath.

408
00:20:22,294 --> 00:20:23,461
- Uh-uh.
- Come on, Carol.

409
00:20:23,462 --> 00:20:25,263
You can't hold your breath forever.

410
00:20:26,898 --> 00:20:28,565
Huh?

411
00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:29,566
You cleaned out your toilet pool.

412
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:30,801
I sure did.

413
00:20:30,802 --> 00:20:32,136
Yeah, I stayed up all night.

414
00:20:32,137 --> 00:20:35,139
Look at you, you little pool cleaner, you.

415
00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:36,406
You must be pooped.

416
00:20:37,442 --> 00:20:39,443
Well, you know, I'm a nice person.

417
00:20:39,444 --> 00:20:41,078
And that's what nice people do.

418
00:20:41,079 --> 00:20:43,079
Well, let me know next time
you have to go number two.

419
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,080
I'll take you to the hotel.

420
00:20:44,081 --> 00:20:45,081
Oh, it's okay.

421
00:20:45,082 --> 00:20:46,449
I have it all worked out.

422
00:20:48,653 --> 00:20:49,653
Voilá.

423
00:20:49,654 --> 00:20:50,654
Ah!

424
00:20:50,655 --> 00:20:52,588
- Wow.
- A Porta Potti.

425
00:20:52,589 --> 00:20:55,848
Phil Miller, you never
stop surprising me.

426
00:20:55,849 --> 00:20:57,117
Thank you.

427
00:20:57,118 --> 00:21:00,855
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