1 00:00:03,552 --> 00:00:04,773 Something's broken here. 2 00:00:04,798 --> 00:00:05,961 I'm not saying that it's not. I... 3 00:00:05,986 --> 00:00:08,432 We don't...see things the same way anymore -- 4 00:00:08,433 --> 00:00:11,051 Our roles in this whole thing. 5 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:13,270 I can't trust you. We are family. 6 00:00:13,272 --> 00:00:15,672 You say that like it's some sort of cure-all, 7 00:00:15,674 --> 00:00:17,891 like it can change the fact 8 00:00:17,893 --> 00:00:21,061 that everything that has ever gone wrong between us 9 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:23,163 has been because we're family. 10 00:00:27,752 --> 00:00:32,405 15, 14, 13, 12... 11 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:35,008 11, 10, 9... 12 00:00:35,010 --> 00:00:36,994 8, 7... 13 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:38,912 6, 5... No chipmunking allowed! 14 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:40,847 Swallow or you're disqualified! 15 00:00:40,849 --> 00:00:42,415 ...2, 1... 16 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 17 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:54,194 Looks like we got a wiener! Yeah! 18 00:00:54,196 --> 00:00:57,481 He cheated! 19 00:00:57,483 --> 00:01:00,400 Hey, back off, Skeletor. I won fair and square. 20 00:01:00,402 --> 00:01:01,702 Like hell you did, Jabba! 21 00:01:01,704 --> 00:01:03,537 I saw you slip a hot dog in your pocket! 22 00:01:03,539 --> 00:01:05,289 Well, I hate to break it to you, pal, 23 00:01:05,291 --> 00:01:06,823 but that's no hot dog. 24 00:01:06,825 --> 00:01:09,776 Ohh! 25 00:01:44,812 --> 00:01:47,281 Mmm. 26 00:02:00,828 --> 00:02:03,130 Mmm. 27 00:02:26,988 --> 00:02:30,988 ♪ Supernatural 9x13 ♪ The Purge Original Air Date on February 4, 2014 28 00:02:31,013 --> 00:02:36,013 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 29 00:02:40,252 --> 00:02:41,418 Hey. 30 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:43,253 Hey. 31 00:02:46,974 --> 00:02:49,593 You go to bed last night? 32 00:02:49,595 --> 00:02:52,729 What? Uh, no. 33 00:02:52,731 --> 00:02:56,683 No, "Rudy" was on. 34 00:02:56,685 --> 00:02:59,152 "Unforgiven," and then I was too jacked to sleep, 35 00:02:59,154 --> 00:03:00,987 so...research. 36 00:03:00,989 --> 00:03:02,906 Gadreel? 37 00:03:02,908 --> 00:03:06,559 And Metatron and the mark of Cain and... 38 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:08,578 Crickets. 39 00:03:09,697 --> 00:03:12,449 I did find us a case, though. Oh, yeah? 40 00:03:12,451 --> 00:03:16,636 Yeah, was a strange death in Stillwater, Minnesota. 41 00:03:16,638 --> 00:03:19,589 A competitive eater died after a hot dog-eating contest. 42 00:03:20,741 --> 00:03:23,460 So, what? Death by tube steak? If only. 43 00:03:23,462 --> 00:03:26,530 He got attacked in his car, but, uh, get this -- 44 00:03:26,532 --> 00:03:30,083 he shrunk from 300 pounds to 90 pounds. 45 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,184 Witchcraft? 46 00:03:31,186 --> 00:03:33,854 Or a heavy-duty laxative. You game? 47 00:03:33,856 --> 00:03:35,939 Yeah. Good. 48 00:03:35,941 --> 00:03:38,942 Looks like it's a whore's bath for me. I'll be ready in five. 49 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,195 You sure you're okay, Dean? 50 00:03:42,197 --> 00:03:43,630 Why wouldn't I be? 51 00:03:43,655 --> 00:03:46,076 'Cause -- I don't know you... 52 00:03:46,217 --> 00:03:48,819 This isn't about what I said the other day, is it? 53 00:03:50,121 --> 00:03:52,439 Oh, about that we're not supposed to be brothers? 54 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,458 No, don't flatter yourself. I don't break that easy. 55 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:56,660 Oh, good, 'cause I was just being honest. 56 00:03:56,662 --> 00:03:59,246 Oh, yeah. No, I got that loud and clear. 57 00:04:08,473 --> 00:04:10,590 Thanks for your patience, agents. 58 00:04:10,592 --> 00:04:11,913 Coroner's report finally came in. 59 00:04:11,938 --> 00:04:13,478 All right, thank you. 60 00:04:13,479 --> 00:04:15,479 All right, let's see. 61 00:04:15,481 --> 00:04:18,064 Did Wayne McNut really weigh 300 pounds 62 00:04:18,066 --> 00:04:19,900 just moments before time of death? 63 00:04:19,902 --> 00:04:21,852 316 to be exact. 64 00:04:21,854 --> 00:04:24,637 And the official cause of death? Cardiac arrest. 65 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,324 But between you and me, that's just a guess. 66 00:04:27,326 --> 00:04:29,743 The vic suffered massive organ damage. 67 00:04:29,745 --> 00:04:30,911 Here you go, Jenny. 68 00:04:30,913 --> 00:04:34,698 Ruptured spleen, pierced liver, collapsed lung. 69 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:36,366 Looked like everything was just 70 00:04:36,368 --> 00:04:37,701 Sucked right out of him. 71 00:04:37,703 --> 00:04:39,836 Like he'd been hoovered? Yeah. 72 00:04:39,838 --> 00:04:42,956 Yeah, you know, I got to be honest, fellas -- hm? 73 00:04:43,791 --> 00:04:45,258 We're stumped. 74 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:48,278 This type of thing just doesn't happen in Stillwater. 75 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,764 Now, did Wayne have any enemies? 76 00:04:50,766 --> 00:04:52,132 Hmm. 77 00:04:53,134 --> 00:04:55,302 More like an unfriendly rivalry. 78 00:04:55,304 --> 00:04:57,387 A guy named "Slim Jim" Morgan. 79 00:04:57,389 --> 00:04:59,139 Like Wayne, he was pretty well-known 80 00:04:59,141 --> 00:05:01,057 in the competitive-eatin' circuit. 81 00:05:01,059 --> 00:05:04,394 Competitive-eating circuit? Is that a big thing out here? 82 00:05:04,396 --> 00:05:06,897 Oh, yeah. You betcha. 83 00:05:06,899 --> 00:05:08,982 Folks take it real seriously -- 84 00:05:08,984 --> 00:05:10,433 train for months. 85 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:13,453 Eat all sorts of wackadoo stuff, you know, like, uh... 86 00:05:13,455 --> 00:05:16,873 Baked beans, buff wings, butter. 87 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:18,358 Butter? Yeah. 88 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,277 Sometimes deep-fried. Hm. 89 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,662 This year alone, Wayne won the Butter Bowl, 90 00:05:22,664 --> 00:05:26,333 the Wing Ding, and Shrimptasia. 91 00:05:27,468 --> 00:05:30,453 Anyhoo, point being, Wayne McNut was the only one Slim Jim 92 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,906 couldn't beat in the whole Great Lakes region. 93 00:05:32,908 --> 00:05:35,241 So is he a suspect? 94 00:05:35,243 --> 00:05:38,077 We checked him out, but Slim Jim was in the Hot Doggery 95 00:05:38,079 --> 00:05:39,746 at the time of Wayne's death, 96 00:05:39,748 --> 00:05:41,681 and we got 15 witnesses to prove it. 97 00:05:41,683 --> 00:05:43,466 Really? Yeah. 98 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:55,812 Training. 99 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:58,732 When I gear up for a competition, I eat lettuce -- 100 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:00,033 stretches the stomach. 101 00:06:00,035 --> 00:06:02,702 Yet another reason to stay away from salads. 102 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:06,873 How well did you know Wayne McNut? 103 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:09,910 Well, well enough to know he was a weasel and a cheat. 104 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:13,547 I hate to say it, but, uh, karma's a bitch. 105 00:06:13,549 --> 00:06:14,831 This is interesting. 106 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:17,884 Mala's good-luck charms. 107 00:06:17,886 --> 00:06:19,219 And Mala is...? 108 00:06:19,221 --> 00:06:21,221 My old lady. 109 00:06:21,223 --> 00:06:23,773 Is your old lady superstitious? 110 00:06:23,775 --> 00:06:25,375 Yeah. She's Romanichal. 111 00:06:25,377 --> 00:06:28,061 Romanichal? Gypsy. 112 00:06:28,063 --> 00:06:30,513 But don't call her that. She says it's reductive. 113 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:33,300 But I think it's a compliment. 114 00:06:33,302 --> 00:06:35,635 I mean, gypsies are all the rage on TV -- 115 00:06:35,637 --> 00:06:38,939 "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding," "Gypsy Sisters"... 116 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,774 "Keeping up with the Kardashians." 117 00:06:43,744 --> 00:06:46,663 Um you mind if I use your bathroom? 118 00:06:46,665 --> 00:06:48,147 Yeah, go ahead. 119 00:06:48,149 --> 00:06:50,149 But use the one upstairs at the back. 120 00:06:50,151 --> 00:06:52,212 Mala's taking a shower in ours. 121 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:53,075 Right. 122 00:06:54,422 --> 00:06:57,674 Did you really lose the "Wiener Winner" by one dog? 123 00:06:57,676 --> 00:06:59,175 Yeah. 124 00:07:46,223 --> 00:07:48,172 And what are we talkin'? Six inches? Foot-long? 125 00:07:48,197 --> 00:07:50,581 Look, agent. Am I a suspect here or what? 126 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,120 'Cause unless you got a warrant -- 127 00:07:52,648 --> 00:07:54,080 You, uh, ready to go? Yeah. 128 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:55,765 Uh, Mr. Morgan, thank you for your time. 129 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,300 If you remember anything else, 130 00:07:57,302 --> 00:08:00,386 this is our number and where we're staying locally. 131 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:16,119 All right, so, we got what appears to be Wayne McNut's hair 132 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:19,238 and... a bag full of weird. 133 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,726 In Romanichal culture, the pouch is called a putsi bag. 134 00:08:22,728 --> 00:08:24,594 It's used for hexes. 135 00:08:24,596 --> 00:08:26,012 Okay, so, what? 136 00:08:26,014 --> 00:08:28,548 Mala's putting hexes on hubby's competition? 137 00:08:29,517 --> 00:08:31,117 I mean, what do we got ourselves? 138 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:32,152 A "thinner" sitch here? 139 00:08:32,154 --> 00:08:34,521 Slim Jim might not even know. 140 00:08:34,523 --> 00:08:36,756 Hm. 141 00:08:48,886 --> 00:08:50,153 Hi. 142 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,605 I believe you have something of mine. 143 00:08:54,709 --> 00:08:57,110 Kill Wayne? 144 00:08:57,112 --> 00:08:59,112 I loved him! 145 00:08:59,114 --> 00:09:01,447 So...you were... 146 00:09:01,449 --> 00:09:04,617 Yes. Okay? We were having an affair -- 147 00:09:04,619 --> 00:09:07,137 for years, actually. 148 00:09:08,639 --> 00:09:10,390 I don't mean to be rude, uh... 149 00:09:10,392 --> 00:09:14,561 But how is it that Wayne McNut is your type? 150 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:18,732 I mean, you're married to a man who's barely a buck -- wet. 151 00:09:18,734 --> 00:09:21,184 What can I say? 152 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:24,821 Sometimes it's nice to feel a little give. 153 00:09:24,823 --> 00:09:26,406 Oh. 154 00:09:26,408 --> 00:09:30,410 Yeah, I get that -- a little extra cushion for the, uh... 155 00:09:35,216 --> 00:09:36,699 Help me understand something. 156 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:40,170 If you loved Wayne, why did you put a curse on him? 157 00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:41,821 It wasn't a curse. 158 00:09:41,823 --> 00:09:45,341 Putsi bags are also used for blessings. 159 00:09:45,343 --> 00:09:46,976 I wanted Wayne to win. 160 00:09:48,663 --> 00:09:51,664 Plan was, take the prize money, get a quickie divorce, 161 00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:53,633 and then tie the knot in Orlando. 162 00:09:54,685 --> 00:09:58,138 Wayne used to call me his "Princess Jasmine." 163 00:10:14,522 --> 00:10:19,075 ♪ Love lifts us up where we belong ♪ 164 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:23,546 ♪ where the eagles cry 165 00:10:23,548 --> 00:10:28,468 ♪ on a mountain high 166 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:33,506 ♪ Love lifts us up where we belong ♪ 167 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:36,843 ♪ far from the world below 168 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,645 ♪ up where... 169 00:10:54,411 --> 00:10:57,080 I gained weight? 170 00:10:57,082 --> 00:11:00,250 How is that even possible? 171 00:11:05,072 --> 00:11:06,589 Hello? 172 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,127 Anyone there? 173 00:11:17,351 --> 00:11:20,603 Let's try this again. 174 00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:12,417 Any idea what the vic weighed beforehand? 175 00:12:12,419 --> 00:12:14,269 165. 176 00:12:14,271 --> 00:12:16,555 So...180. 177 00:12:16,557 --> 00:12:18,307 Known fact -- all women lie about their weight and age. 178 00:12:18,309 --> 00:12:21,226 Wait, you told that waitress the other day you were 29. 179 00:12:21,228 --> 00:12:22,294 Mm-hmm. 180 00:12:22,296 --> 00:12:24,563 Need anything else, agents? 181 00:12:24,565 --> 00:12:26,281 Yeah, is Sheriff Hanscum around? 182 00:12:26,283 --> 00:12:27,866 Sorry. She's out for the rest of the week. 183 00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:31,203 Hell of a time to take a vacation, right? 184 00:12:33,323 --> 00:12:34,990 Okay, so, we have two victims, 185 00:12:34,992 --> 00:12:37,826 with seemingly nothing in common except, uh -- 186 00:12:37,828 --> 00:12:40,128 a love for eclairs. Check this out. 187 00:12:43,299 --> 00:12:45,785 What is that? A birthmark? 188 00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:46,252 Huh. 189 00:12:46,253 --> 00:12:49,404 So the weight had to come off somehow, right? 190 00:12:49,406 --> 00:12:52,474 What if it's a suction mark? A suction mark? 191 00:12:52,476 --> 00:12:54,726 Okay. Uh, changeling? 192 00:12:54,728 --> 00:12:56,962 Yeah, but changelings don't take over kids. 193 00:12:56,964 --> 00:12:58,680 Neither of the vics had any. 194 00:12:58,682 --> 00:13:01,149 And we don't know if Wayne McNut had a suction mark. 195 00:13:01,151 --> 00:13:03,185 Unless we missed it. Yeah. 196 00:13:03,187 --> 00:13:05,687 Well, we should, uh, split up. One of us should hit the morgue. 197 00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:07,739 The other should stay here and question the staff. 198 00:13:09,075 --> 00:13:11,476 I'll stay. Ain't gonna happen. 199 00:13:11,478 --> 00:13:12,592 Why? 200 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:13,913 Because you're weird around girls. 201 00:13:13,914 --> 00:13:15,337 What does that mean, weird? 202 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,362 You're awkward. You know, weird -- Sam Weird. 203 00:13:18,785 --> 00:13:21,703 Sorry, man. I'm just being honest. 204 00:13:22,839 --> 00:13:25,323 So, you were scheduled to close the gym last night? 205 00:13:25,325 --> 00:13:28,760 Yeah, but I didn't exactly lock up. 206 00:13:28,762 --> 00:13:30,996 Carol was still working out, 207 00:13:30,998 --> 00:13:33,632 and I had a date. 208 00:13:33,634 --> 00:13:36,435 I didn't want to shortchange her, you know? 209 00:13:36,437 --> 00:13:38,353 I mean, the poor girl has been working so hard 210 00:13:38,355 --> 00:13:39,855 to lose weight for her wedding. 211 00:13:39,857 --> 00:13:41,607 I slipped her the key, 212 00:13:41,609 --> 00:13:44,726 and I told her to lock up on her way out. 213 00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:51,450 Oh, it's all my fault. 214 00:14:13,423 --> 00:14:15,590 Hey. Find anything at the morgue? 215 00:14:15,592 --> 00:14:16,808 Yeah. 216 00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:19,044 Uh, so, Wayne was banged up pretty bad. 217 00:14:19,046 --> 00:14:21,730 But on the back of his neck, just below his hairline... 218 00:14:21,732 --> 00:14:24,983 suction mark -- identical to Carol's. 219 00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:26,985 Okay, so, they both had marks, 220 00:14:26,987 --> 00:14:29,220 just like the hot trainer at Rollz. 221 00:14:29,222 --> 00:14:30,889 But she was skinny... 222 00:14:30,891 --> 00:14:32,357 and alive. 223 00:14:32,359 --> 00:14:35,027 And just recently lost a ton of weight. 224 00:14:35,029 --> 00:14:36,995 When I asked her about the mark, she, uh -- 225 00:14:36,997 --> 00:14:38,997 she clammed up, got all embarrassed. 226 00:14:38,999 --> 00:14:41,199 So, uh, I did some checking. 227 00:14:41,201 --> 00:14:44,286 And it turns out that she took a couple of "me" days 228 00:14:44,288 --> 00:14:47,539 last month and, uh, went here. 229 00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:52,210 Canyon Valley? Hm. Yeah. 230 00:15:00,486 --> 00:15:02,304 When you look in the mirror, 231 00:15:02,306 --> 00:15:04,556 do you recognize the fat person staring back at you? 232 00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:07,442 Have you tried every fad diet, every fitness trend out there, 233 00:15:07,444 --> 00:15:09,227 but nothing seems to work? 234 00:15:09,229 --> 00:15:11,763 Here at Canyon Valley, we guarantee weight loss 235 00:15:11,765 --> 00:15:13,431 with no surgery... 236 00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:16,267 No extreme dieting... 237 00:15:19,906 --> 00:15:22,741 ...and no intensive workout regimen. 238 00:15:23,609 --> 00:15:25,944 Guaranteed results in one week! 239 00:15:25,946 --> 00:15:28,296 You can reach your weight-loss goals. 240 00:15:28,298 --> 00:15:30,549 We did. 241 00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:32,334 But only if you reach for the phone 242 00:15:32,336 --> 00:15:33,919 and call Canyon Valley... 243 00:15:33,921 --> 00:15:35,253 Now. 244 00:15:35,255 --> 00:15:37,723 How far away is that place? Couple of hours. 245 00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:47,065 We were really, really moved by the online testimonials. 246 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,584 Oh, yeah. That was some powerful stuff. 247 00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:51,486 And you boys are both certified personal trainers? 248 00:15:51,488 --> 00:15:53,522 Yeah. Yeah, personal training brothers. 249 00:15:53,524 --> 00:15:56,742 Kind of like Hans and Franz, but, uh, less German. 250 00:15:56,744 --> 00:15:59,578 And you're certified in... 251 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:01,146 Makin' people sweat! 252 00:16:01,148 --> 00:16:04,082 Yeah. Kickin' ass and takin' names! 253 00:16:04,084 --> 00:16:05,951 That's how we do! 254 00:16:08,621 --> 00:16:11,456 Uh... 255 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:13,592 Uh, to clarify, uh, what my brother's trying to say is, 256 00:16:13,594 --> 00:16:15,627 w-w-we both have a passion for-for fitness 257 00:16:15,629 --> 00:16:17,095 and helping people. 258 00:16:17,097 --> 00:16:18,296 Oh, us too. Hm. 259 00:16:18,298 --> 00:16:21,133 In fact, that's how we first met. 260 00:16:21,135 --> 00:16:23,769 I was Maritza's first client back in Peru. 261 00:16:23,771 --> 00:16:26,605 I was on a student visa -- homesick, stressed, 262 00:16:26,607 --> 00:16:29,441 eating my troubles away. Oh, he was the size of a casa. 263 00:16:29,443 --> 00:16:30,859 Oh, it's true! 264 00:16:30,861 --> 00:16:32,778 I was one empanada away from a heart attack. 265 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:35,580 But then this... gorgeous godsend 266 00:16:35,582 --> 00:16:38,817 made me the lean, mean, fighting machine I am today. 267 00:16:38,819 --> 00:16:40,035 Hm. 268 00:16:40,037 --> 00:16:41,870 Ho! 269 00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:45,690 Oh. 270 00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:49,411 But I digress. 271 00:16:49,413 --> 00:16:52,330 Now, the good news is, we are hiring. 272 00:16:52,332 --> 00:16:56,334 The bad news is, there's only one trainer position available. 273 00:16:58,354 --> 00:17:01,173 How do you feel about working in another department? 274 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,558 Huh? 275 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,067 Nice shorts. 276 00:17:12,069 --> 00:17:13,768 Nice hairnet. 277 00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:15,720 Yeah, why do I got to be the lunch lady? 278 00:17:15,722 --> 00:17:17,939 Since when have you ever complained about being around food? 279 00:17:17,941 --> 00:17:20,892 - Okay, this is not food. - Hey, new guy. 280 00:17:20,894 --> 00:17:24,079 Quit flirtin' with the trainer and keep scoopin', huh? 281 00:17:24,081 --> 00:17:28,116 It's all right. My, uh...Ashtanga yoga class 282 00:17:28,118 --> 00:17:30,068 starts in five minutes. 283 00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:32,337 How the hell do you know anything about yoga? 284 00:17:32,339 --> 00:17:34,906 You're not the only one who's ever dated someone bendy. 285 00:17:37,927 --> 00:17:40,011 Hey, you have any oatmeal? 286 00:17:40,013 --> 00:17:41,713 Yeah, I wish. 287 00:17:41,715 --> 00:17:44,633 No, but we have, uh, something that's tofu over there. 288 00:17:44,635 --> 00:17:47,686 I -- what is that? It's a pancake. It's tofu. 289 00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:57,479 I feel like a baby asking this, but... 290 00:17:57,481 --> 00:17:59,931 Will the treatment hurt? Not at all. 291 00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:03,235 The only drawback of cupping is, it leaves a suction mark. 292 00:18:03,237 --> 00:18:04,536 It can bruise a little. 293 00:18:06,205 --> 00:18:08,439 Cupping? 294 00:18:08,441 --> 00:18:12,043 Yes, ancient Chinese secret. All the celebrities do it. 295 00:18:12,045 --> 00:18:15,046 It draws out toxins, boosts metabolism. 296 00:18:15,048 --> 00:18:16,865 You'll feel good. 297 00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:19,467 Who knew? 298 00:18:21,255 --> 00:18:23,605 Oh, excuse me. 299 00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:26,808 It's just so relaxing in here. 300 00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:28,343 It's the aromatherapy. 301 00:18:28,345 --> 00:18:30,228 The lavender really packs a punch. 302 00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:31,763 Huh. 303 00:18:33,499 --> 00:18:36,551 Ahh. Geez. 304 00:18:36,553 --> 00:18:39,254 That's wa-a-a-rm. 305 00:19:44,456 --> 00:19:45,740 Flojo. 306 00:19:46,242 --> 00:19:48,492 You got time to lean, you got time to clean, huh? 307 00:19:48,494 --> 00:19:51,161 I'm starving. What do we get to eat? 308 00:19:51,163 --> 00:19:54,448 Same as the clients. They expect us to eat this rabbit food? 309 00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:56,834 It's not rabbit food. It's super food. 310 00:19:57,785 --> 00:19:59,503 I'm not eating it. 311 00:20:02,707 --> 00:20:05,626 At Canyon Valley, we're supposed to lead by example. 312 00:20:06,344 --> 00:20:09,029 This is leading by example? 313 00:20:09,031 --> 00:20:11,181 It's not for us, stupido. It's for the clients. 314 00:20:11,183 --> 00:20:13,600 They're allowed to have pudding on their spa day. 315 00:20:13,602 --> 00:20:17,271 It's like a -- a last hurrah before the real work starts. 316 00:20:20,808 --> 00:20:22,242 Get to work. 317 00:20:22,244 --> 00:20:23,694 - Hey, Frank. - Yeah? 318 00:20:23,696 --> 00:20:25,645 We need to order more asparagus. Okay. 319 00:20:40,345 --> 00:20:42,262 Mm. 320 00:20:42,264 --> 00:20:44,181 What do you know? 321 00:20:44,183 --> 00:20:46,633 Looks like it's my "spa day," too. 322 00:20:53,893 --> 00:20:56,693 Okay, good job, guys. Go to, uh... 323 00:20:56,695 --> 00:20:58,695 Downward dog. 324 00:20:58,697 --> 00:21:01,031 Hold for five minutes. 325 00:21:01,033 --> 00:21:03,283 Five minutes? 326 00:21:03,285 --> 00:21:05,285 It's usually 30 seconds. 327 00:21:05,287 --> 00:21:07,121 Right. Yeah, 30 seconds. 328 00:21:07,123 --> 00:21:08,155 That's what -- that's what I mean. 329 00:21:08,157 --> 00:21:10,374 Okay, uh, I'll just come around, 330 00:21:10,376 --> 00:21:12,126 make sure everybody's form is okay, 331 00:21:12,128 --> 00:21:14,244 make sure you're, uh, keeping your cores tight, 332 00:21:14,246 --> 00:21:16,213 and, uh, your -- 333 00:21:24,305 --> 00:21:27,374 uh, good job. Great. 334 00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:29,927 Straighten that back out. 335 00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:38,519 Mmm. 336 00:21:43,108 --> 00:21:45,025 Mm. 337 00:22:00,593 --> 00:22:03,677 Well done today! Good job! 338 00:22:03,679 --> 00:22:05,912 Good work, guys! Good work! 339 00:22:05,914 --> 00:22:07,581 Namaste! 340 00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:10,267 Okay. Good work. See you all soon. 341 00:22:10,269 --> 00:22:12,052 Good job. 342 00:22:16,608 --> 00:22:20,527 How was class? It was, uh...great. 343 00:22:20,529 --> 00:22:22,029 Yeah. 344 00:22:24,098 --> 00:22:25,482 Agent Frehley? 345 00:22:26,451 --> 00:22:27,985 What are you doing here? 346 00:22:27,987 --> 00:22:30,154 Agent Frehley? 347 00:22:30,156 --> 00:22:32,990 Uh, I-I-I don't know. She must be pretty out of it, huh? 348 00:22:32,992 --> 00:22:35,775 Oh, excuse me. 349 00:22:35,777 --> 00:22:37,461 Sorry. 350 00:22:37,463 --> 00:22:40,280 I got to get this. Yeah? 351 00:22:40,282 --> 00:22:41,798 Have a good one. 352 00:22:42,634 --> 00:22:44,501 Sammy. 353 00:22:44,503 --> 00:22:45,636 Dean? 354 00:22:45,638 --> 00:22:48,005 What's wrong with you? I need your help. 355 00:22:48,007 --> 00:22:50,591 Where are you? Dean?! 356 00:22:53,895 --> 00:22:55,429 Sweet potatoes. 357 00:22:56,514 --> 00:22:57,898 Sw... 358 00:23:05,273 --> 00:23:07,140 Dean? 359 00:23:25,093 --> 00:23:26,960 Dean! 360 00:23:34,602 --> 00:23:36,470 Dean? 361 00:23:39,357 --> 00:23:42,059 - Dean! - Sammy. 362 00:23:43,561 --> 00:23:45,612 Dean! Hey! Hey! 363 00:23:45,614 --> 00:23:47,030 Wake up! 364 00:23:47,032 --> 00:23:49,349 What took you so long? 365 00:23:49,351 --> 00:23:51,952 What the hell happened?! I was drugged. 366 00:23:51,954 --> 00:23:54,154 Dru-- what? Pudding. 367 00:23:54,156 --> 00:23:56,290 It was supposed to be for the clients, 368 00:23:56,292 --> 00:23:57,658 but I couldn't resist. 369 00:23:57,660 --> 00:23:59,576 What, salted caramel? 370 00:23:59,578 --> 00:24:02,028 Yeah, man. The best of both worlds -- 371 00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:03,630 salty and sweet. 372 00:24:03,632 --> 00:24:05,382 Right. Uh... 373 00:24:05,384 --> 00:24:06,917 All right, you stay here. 374 00:24:06,919 --> 00:24:08,919 No, no, I'm gonna come with you. 375 00:24:10,922 --> 00:24:13,557 Go ahead, man. I'll catch up. 376 00:24:23,768 --> 00:24:25,319 Hey. 377 00:24:25,321 --> 00:24:26,820 Did you make the pudding? 378 00:24:26,822 --> 00:24:28,722 Depends. On what? 379 00:24:28,724 --> 00:24:30,691 Whether you liked it or not. 380 00:24:31,743 --> 00:24:34,828 What's in it? Relax, Jack Lalanne. 381 00:24:34,830 --> 00:24:37,748 It's low-cal. Nonfat milk, sea salt -- 382 00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:39,866 No, no. Not the ingredients. 383 00:24:39,868 --> 00:24:41,668 The something extra. 384 00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:44,705 Chill, man. Supplements, okay? 385 00:24:45,740 --> 00:24:48,125 - What kind of supplements? - Here. Hey. 386 00:24:48,127 --> 00:24:51,461 To boost metabolism, 387 00:24:51,463 --> 00:24:53,764 per Larry and Maritza. 388 00:24:56,351 --> 00:24:58,552 These aren't "supplements", they're roofies. 389 00:24:58,554 --> 00:25:00,754 What? How do you know what roofies look like? 390 00:25:00,756 --> 00:25:02,255 How do you not know? 391 00:25:02,257 --> 00:25:05,142 You think I want to end up in a hotel bathtub 392 00:25:05,144 --> 00:25:07,144 with my kidney carved out? 393 00:25:07,146 --> 00:25:08,928 In Chechnya? 394 00:25:10,566 --> 00:25:13,450 Did you find anything out in the yoga? 395 00:25:13,452 --> 00:25:16,019 Yeah. Yeah. "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." 396 00:25:16,021 --> 00:25:17,821 Every single person in class 397 00:25:17,823 --> 00:25:20,540 had one of those freaky-ass suction marks. 398 00:25:21,376 --> 00:25:23,443 What the hell's goin' on here? 399 00:25:23,445 --> 00:25:26,213 You know, I didn't mean to bail on you fellas, 400 00:25:26,215 --> 00:25:27,998 but I've been waiting over six months 401 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,383 to get into Canyon Valley. 402 00:25:29,385 --> 00:25:31,401 And let me tell ya, it was worth it. 403 00:25:32,754 --> 00:25:34,871 I already lost 10 pounds! 404 00:25:34,873 --> 00:25:36,790 In -- in one day? 405 00:25:36,792 --> 00:25:39,459 No offense, Sheriff -- 'cause you look great -- 406 00:25:39,461 --> 00:25:41,311 um, but aren't you the least bit curious 407 00:25:41,313 --> 00:25:43,013 as to how you dropped 10 in a day? 408 00:25:43,015 --> 00:25:44,314 Well, to tell you the truth, Agent, 409 00:25:44,316 --> 00:25:46,350 I don't really give a flyin' fudge. 410 00:25:50,137 --> 00:25:53,440 My husband, Doug, left me last year 411 00:25:54,975 --> 00:25:57,811 'cause he said I loved cookie-dough milkshakes 412 00:25:57,813 --> 00:25:59,396 more than him. 413 00:25:59,398 --> 00:26:00,914 Sorry to hear that. 414 00:26:00,916 --> 00:26:03,700 Yeah, Doug's a dick. 415 00:26:03,702 --> 00:26:05,218 You deserve better. 416 00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:06,636 Thanks. 417 00:26:06,638 --> 00:26:09,289 But he was right. 418 00:26:10,675 --> 00:26:14,878 That was a dark time for me. 419 00:26:16,681 --> 00:26:18,965 Whoever said you eat your pain? 420 00:26:18,967 --> 00:26:22,219 Not me. I guzzled it. 421 00:26:24,272 --> 00:26:25,889 Anyhoo... 422 00:26:26,858 --> 00:26:30,560 I guess I just wanted to feel pretty again. 423 00:26:30,562 --> 00:26:33,096 And Canyon Valley did that. 424 00:26:34,782 --> 00:26:36,817 Only question is... 425 00:26:36,819 --> 00:26:38,735 What are you doing here? 426 00:26:38,737 --> 00:26:40,821 We're, uh, uh... 427 00:26:40,823 --> 00:26:41,822 We're undercover. 428 00:26:41,824 --> 00:26:44,658 Yeah. Sort of got that. 429 00:26:45,743 --> 00:26:48,495 We think that there's a connection between Canyon Valley 430 00:26:48,497 --> 00:26:50,063 and the murders in town. 431 00:26:50,065 --> 00:26:53,083 What kind of connection? 432 00:26:53,085 --> 00:26:56,086 Suction marks. 433 00:26:56,088 --> 00:26:58,305 You mean like this? 434 00:26:59,507 --> 00:27:02,726 Yeah. Where did that come from? My spa treatment. 435 00:27:02,728 --> 00:27:04,561 Cupping. Cupping? 436 00:27:04,563 --> 00:27:06,446 Yeah. You know, I thought it was gonna hurt, 437 00:27:06,448 --> 00:27:09,065 but honestly, I snoozed through the whole thing. 438 00:27:09,067 --> 00:27:11,651 By the time I woke up, I was down two dress sizes. 439 00:27:11,653 --> 00:27:15,188 Before the cupping, did you eat any pudding? 440 00:27:15,190 --> 00:27:16,490 Darn tootin'. 441 00:27:16,492 --> 00:27:18,275 Licked the bowl clean. 442 00:27:18,277 --> 00:27:20,994 Donna, do you remember who did this treatment? 443 00:27:20,996 --> 00:27:22,279 Oh, yeah. 444 00:27:22,281 --> 00:27:24,164 You betcha. 445 00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:28,084 Evelyn, you are looking great. 446 00:27:28,086 --> 00:27:30,086 Just 10 more pounds till your goal weight. 447 00:27:30,088 --> 00:27:32,706 Do you mind if I borrow my wife for a sec? 448 00:27:32,708 --> 00:27:34,240 I'll be back. 449 00:27:35,227 --> 00:27:36,843 Looking good, ladies. 450 00:27:36,845 --> 00:27:38,512 Thank you. 451 00:27:38,514 --> 00:27:40,764 The new guys aren't personal trainers. 452 00:27:40,766 --> 00:27:42,299 What are you talking about? I did a little digging. 453 00:27:42,301 --> 00:27:44,968 I found this in their glove compartment. 454 00:27:44,970 --> 00:27:47,721 They're Feds? Worse. 455 00:27:47,723 --> 00:27:48,922 They're hunters. 456 00:27:48,924 --> 00:27:51,107 Why are hunters here? 457 00:27:51,109 --> 00:27:53,777 Maybe because of this. 458 00:27:55,863 --> 00:27:57,614 Oh, my God. 459 00:27:58,649 --> 00:28:00,867 Do you think -- I do. 460 00:28:00,869 --> 00:28:02,652 What are we going to do? Relax. I'll take care of it. 461 00:28:02,654 --> 00:28:04,321 Just get rid of the evidence. 462 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,155 Okay, I'm no health nut, but that... 463 00:28:56,157 --> 00:28:58,157 is just wrong. 464 00:29:01,846 --> 00:29:03,380 All right, talk. 465 00:29:03,382 --> 00:29:07,133 This isn't what you think. I'm not a killer. 466 00:29:07,135 --> 00:29:09,269 Well, then, what are you? 467 00:29:09,271 --> 00:29:11,337 I'm a Pishtaco. 468 00:29:12,323 --> 00:29:14,274 A fish taco? A Pishtaco. 469 00:29:14,276 --> 00:29:17,561 It means "Peruvian fat sucker". 470 00:29:18,696 --> 00:29:20,697 Never heard of it. So, what, you're like vamps 471 00:29:20,699 --> 00:29:23,316 with a sweet tooth for cellulite? 472 00:29:23,318 --> 00:29:24,985 Vampires kill. 473 00:29:24,987 --> 00:29:27,320 We're just... Parasites. 474 00:29:27,322 --> 00:29:28,688 Oh, well, in that case -- 475 00:29:28,690 --> 00:29:30,574 Look, I would never hurt anybody! 476 00:29:30,576 --> 00:29:34,911 Okay, this -- this is why Larry and I started Canyon Valley. 477 00:29:34,913 --> 00:29:36,880 We could help people lose weight, 478 00:29:36,882 --> 00:29:39,583 and I could feed. 479 00:29:39,585 --> 00:29:40,266 It was a win-win. 480 00:29:40,286 --> 00:29:42,703 Yeah, except for the two you dysoned to death. 481 00:29:42,704 --> 00:29:45,472 That wasn't me. Well, then who was it? 482 00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:51,044 Alonso. 483 00:29:51,762 --> 00:29:53,897 The dude from the cafeteria? 484 00:29:55,766 --> 00:29:57,817 He's my brother. 485 00:30:03,408 --> 00:30:05,391 I knew you were a lost cause. 486 00:30:05,393 --> 00:30:06,893 Unlike your sister, you're weak. 487 00:30:06,895 --> 00:30:09,395 Good to see you, too, Larry. How could you do this to her? 488 00:30:09,397 --> 00:30:11,581 To us? Do what? 489 00:30:14,118 --> 00:30:15,752 This. 490 00:30:18,923 --> 00:30:21,124 Oh, that. 491 00:30:21,126 --> 00:30:23,343 Oh yeah, that. 492 00:30:23,345 --> 00:30:25,295 You know what that means? 493 00:30:25,297 --> 00:30:27,097 Huh? 494 00:30:27,099 --> 00:30:28,598 Now there are hunters here! 495 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,249 It's your fault, blanco! 496 00:30:30,251 --> 00:30:32,936 If you didn't starve me, maybe -- Listen, freak! 497 00:30:34,055 --> 00:30:37,557 Your sister and I spent years building this operation. 498 00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:41,027 And if you think I'm gonna let your gluttony destroy it, 499 00:30:41,029 --> 00:30:42,896 you got another thing coming. 500 00:30:42,898 --> 00:30:44,397 I want you out. 501 00:30:44,399 --> 00:30:46,866 Now. I'm not leaving Maritza. 502 00:30:46,868 --> 00:30:48,818 Well, I got news for you, pal. 503 00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:51,437 She doesn't want you here, either. 504 00:30:51,439 --> 00:30:53,439 Either you leave... 505 00:30:53,441 --> 00:30:55,458 or I'll make you. 506 00:31:26,108 --> 00:31:28,875 I brought Alonso here from Peru 507 00:31:28,877 --> 00:31:31,795 to show him a better way, 508 00:31:31,797 --> 00:31:35,215 a more civilized way. 509 00:31:35,967 --> 00:31:38,468 One where we weren't monsters. 510 00:31:40,455 --> 00:31:44,891 That the secret to coexisting with humans was just... 511 00:31:44,893 --> 00:31:46,960 eating enough to get by. 512 00:31:46,962 --> 00:31:48,428 Let me guess. 513 00:31:48,430 --> 00:31:51,398 Alonso wasn't a big fan of portion control, was he? 514 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,100 No. 515 00:31:54,769 --> 00:32:00,007 During a routine treatment, he almost killed a client. 516 00:32:00,009 --> 00:32:03,076 He sucked out too much fat. 517 00:32:03,078 --> 00:32:06,313 I demoted him to kitchen duty -- 518 00:32:06,315 --> 00:32:09,666 no human contact, just fat from a jar. 519 00:32:11,319 --> 00:32:14,604 But he said the more I deprived him, 520 00:32:14,606 --> 00:32:16,623 the hungrier he got. 521 00:32:19,345 --> 00:32:22,980 And now three people are dead. 522 00:32:23,715 --> 00:32:27,301 My husband... 523 00:32:29,053 --> 00:32:31,504 Where's Alonso right now? 524 00:32:32,857 --> 00:32:35,225 The -- the basement? 525 00:32:35,227 --> 00:32:38,562 That's -- that's where he spends most of his time now. 526 00:32:40,615 --> 00:32:43,183 What about her? 527 00:32:44,402 --> 00:32:47,487 Well, till we figure out which side she's on, 528 00:32:47,489 --> 00:32:50,357 she stays put. I am on your side. 529 00:32:54,045 --> 00:32:56,163 Okay. Then how do we kill him? 530 00:35:38,577 --> 00:35:41,912 You and stupido have no chance. The fat makes us stronger. 531 00:35:41,914 --> 00:35:44,915 Your sister didn't mention that when she ratted you out. 532 00:35:44,917 --> 00:35:46,383 You're lying! 533 00:35:55,593 --> 00:35:58,295 I guess after you killed her husband... 534 00:36:00,414 --> 00:36:02,599 you were too monstrous, even for her. 535 00:36:54,655 --> 00:36:57,823 We'll let you know if we need any other information. 536 00:36:57,825 --> 00:37:01,026 Thanks for everything. Appreciate it. 537 00:37:09,086 --> 00:37:10,803 Hey. 538 00:37:11,755 --> 00:37:14,440 What did you tell the sheriff? 539 00:37:14,442 --> 00:37:18,377 The usual -- psycho killer on the loose. 540 00:37:18,379 --> 00:37:19,845 They, uh... 541 00:37:19,847 --> 00:37:22,014 usually buy it. 542 00:37:22,016 --> 00:37:26,152 I lost my whole family today. 543 00:37:27,187 --> 00:37:29,355 I'm so sorry. I... 544 00:37:31,158 --> 00:37:33,192 Can I steal you a sec? 545 00:37:39,366 --> 00:37:41,751 Once this place clears out, 546 00:37:41,753 --> 00:37:43,619 we're gonna make this a family affair. 547 00:37:43,621 --> 00:37:45,237 Wait, Dean. 548 00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,456 We're not gonna kill Maritza. 549 00:37:48,425 --> 00:37:51,544 She's a monster. Yeah, who saved our asses. 550 00:37:51,546 --> 00:37:54,246 You said that you wanted to keep things strictly business. 551 00:37:54,248 --> 00:37:55,598 Well, last I checked, 552 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,184 we were in the business of killing monsters. 553 00:37:58,186 --> 00:38:01,587 I wanted to keep things strictly business between us. 554 00:38:03,307 --> 00:38:05,057 But I still have a heart. 555 00:38:05,059 --> 00:38:06,943 What if I had crossed paths with a hunter 556 00:38:06,945 --> 00:38:09,362 back when I was possessed by Gadreel? 557 00:38:09,364 --> 00:38:10,730 I could've ended up dead, too. 558 00:38:10,732 --> 00:38:13,032 Would I have deserved that? Would I have deserved to die? 559 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:23,275 So, one-way ticket to Peru? 560 00:38:52,272 --> 00:38:54,640 I'm hitting it. Yeah. 561 00:38:54,642 --> 00:38:56,025 Hey. 562 00:38:57,027 --> 00:38:58,611 Yeah? 563 00:38:58,613 --> 00:39:01,364 About what you said the other day. 564 00:39:01,366 --> 00:39:04,483 I thought it didn't bother you. 565 00:39:04,485 --> 00:39:08,054 You know, Sam, I saved your hide back there. 566 00:39:09,122 --> 00:39:11,490 And I saved your hide at that church... 567 00:39:11,492 --> 00:39:14,627 And the hospital. 568 00:39:14,629 --> 00:39:17,580 I may not think things all the way through. 569 00:39:17,582 --> 00:39:19,965 Okay? But what I do, 570 00:39:19,967 --> 00:39:23,052 I do because it's the right thing. 571 00:39:24,354 --> 00:39:26,555 I'd do it again. 572 00:39:29,008 --> 00:39:30,693 And that... 573 00:39:30,695 --> 00:39:33,279 is the problem. 574 00:39:34,731 --> 00:39:37,733 Y-you think you're my savior, m-my brother, the hero. 575 00:39:37,735 --> 00:39:40,086 You swoop in, and even when you mess up, 576 00:39:40,088 --> 00:39:43,456 you think what you're doing is worth it 577 00:39:43,458 --> 00:39:45,124 because you've convinced yourself 578 00:39:45,126 --> 00:39:48,377 you're doing more good than bad... 579 00:39:49,980 --> 00:39:51,697 But you're not. 580 00:39:52,716 --> 00:39:55,301 I mean, Kevin's dead, Crowley's in the wind, uh... 581 00:39:55,303 --> 00:39:57,536 We're no closer to beating this angel thing. 582 00:39:57,538 --> 00:40:02,141 Please tell me, what is the upside of me being alive? 583 00:40:02,926 --> 00:40:04,510 You kidding me? 584 00:40:05,746 --> 00:40:09,598 You and me -- fighting the good fight together. 585 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:16,689 Okay. 586 00:40:18,575 --> 00:40:21,777 Just once, be honest with me. 587 00:40:22,529 --> 00:40:26,232 You didn't save me for me. 588 00:40:26,234 --> 00:40:28,567 You did it for you. 589 00:40:28,569 --> 00:40:30,086 What are you talkin' about? 590 00:40:30,088 --> 00:40:32,872 I was ready to die. I was ready. 591 00:40:32,874 --> 00:40:34,707 I should have died, 592 00:40:34,709 --> 00:40:36,709 but you... 593 00:40:36,711 --> 00:40:38,427 You didn't want to be alone, 594 00:40:38,429 --> 00:40:41,347 and that's what all this boils down to. 595 00:40:41,349 --> 00:40:43,081 You can't stand the thought of being alone. 596 00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:44,917 All right. I'll give you this much. 597 00:40:44,919 --> 00:40:47,553 You are certainly willing to do the sacrificing 598 00:40:47,555 --> 00:40:50,272 as long as you're not the one being hurt. 599 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:55,728 All right, you want to be honest? 600 00:40:56,763 --> 00:41:00,766 If the situation were reversed and I was dying, 601 00:41:00,768 --> 00:41:03,369 you'd do the same thing. 602 00:41:07,124 --> 00:41:09,258 No, Dean. 603 00:41:10,544 --> 00:41:12,244 I wouldn't. 604 00:41:13,713 --> 00:41:16,232 Same circumstances... 605 00:41:16,234 --> 00:41:18,617 I wouldn't. 606 00:41:28,261 --> 00:41:30,312 I'm gonna get to bed. 607 00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:49,169 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 608 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,140 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player