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Previously on The Last Man on Earth...
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We're all hotsy-totsy
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for the new Phil Miller.
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I say we let him choose.
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We're done, Melissa. I dump you.
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Phil!
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We gotta kill this guy.
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I'm in.
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Look at that piece of crap.
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Walkin' around with his stupid tools.
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"Hey, I'm Phil, look at all my muscles."
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What are you compensating for, dude?
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What an absolute zero.
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What a dip.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey!
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What's up, buddy?
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You know, I'm just trying to see
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if I can get these solar panels hooked up.
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Oh, that'd be so sweet!
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Good for you, bro.
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Well, let's not count our
chickens before they hatch.
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Well, if anyone can do it, you can.
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(laughs)
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(whispering): We gotta kill him.
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Yeah.
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Definitely.
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You okay?
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I'm sorry, man. This is hard for me.
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I mean, are we really talking
about killing someone?
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Yeah. Look, hey, it's easy.
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We'll just go over there,
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ask him if he wants to go for a ride,
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then we take him out to the desert
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and just leave him out there.
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Wait a minute, you drove
me out to the desert.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. Yeah.
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But, you know, that was... uh...
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Were you gonna kill me, Tandy?
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Look, I wasn't in my right mind.
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I... you gotta believe me.
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Oh, my God. I-I never...
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So you were gonna do it.
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- But I didn't.
- But you thought about it.
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I think about a lot of things!
I'm a thinker.
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Oh, my God...
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I'm like, uh, Stephen
Hawking when it comes to...
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I-I don't even know
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- who you are anymore, man.
- Todd...
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I'm Tandy.
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No, man.
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No, no.
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No, bro.
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(cow moos)
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Todd.
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I never would've gone through with it!
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And I never would have gone
through with this one!
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Deal's off, Phil lives!
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Even though I hate his friggin' guts!
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(moos) Hey, bud!
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Lookin' good!
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- Synced and Corrected by peterbrito -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Hello, Carol.
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Oh! Hi, Tandy.
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Isn't it a wonderful day?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So, Carol, uh...
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is there anything you want to tell me?
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Tandy, what are you getting at?
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Well, Carol,
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I'm getting at this.
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You know what this little number is?
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It's a condom wrapper.
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It's an open condom wrapper
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with the condom inside
conspicuously missing.
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Hmm.
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You know where I found this?
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Going through my garbage?
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So you admit to having sex with Phil?
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Darn tootin'.
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(laughing): Well, that's funny,
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'cause I don't seem to remember
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getting an invitation to the wedding.
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Oh, there wasn't a wedding, Tandy.
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Really, Carol?
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Really? (laughs)
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'Cause I seem to recall
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some sacred pledge
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that was required by you
to have sex with you.
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That's because you and I
were trying to make a baby.
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And then what are you
and Phil trying to do?
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It's called casual sex, Tandy.
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Geez, haven't you ever wanted
to have sex just for fun?
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(exhales, wheezes)
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Are you kidding right now?
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That's my whole thing!
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That's all I've ever wanted!
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I-I've made that very clear.
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Aw, tough bananas,
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'cause this train has left the station.
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Toot, toot! (clicks tongue)
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(knocking on door) MELISSA: Todd, come on.
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I haven't seen you all day.
You okay in there?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I'm worried about you.
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Hey, is this about the...
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all the chips on my shirt?
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Because, yeah, I know they're there.
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Want to talk about stuff?
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You know, I mean, this... isn't,
you know, really about us.
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Yeah. I'm-I'm working on another
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little "situ-ash" right now.
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So, things are good.
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They really are. Things are really good.
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Okay.
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Whew.
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What are you doing?
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I figure I should, um...
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find my own place.
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Find your own place?
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What gives, roomie?
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Come on, Tandy.
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I heard you say in the cul de sac
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that you hate my guts.
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Yeah, 'cause I do.
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I see what you're trying to do here
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and I don't like it.
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Trying to bring everyone power
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so they'll all bow down
at the altar of Phil.
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This isn't about the power, is it?
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It's always about the power, hombre.
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No.
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This is about Carol.
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Carol?
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As if.
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Right.
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(laughing): About Carol.
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No way, man. Carol?
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Ha!
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Oh, man.
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Pilbasian? Pffh!
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(laughing)
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You know what?
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It should be.
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'Cause Carol's a real special lady.
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Hey.
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You're a real special lady.
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I don't even know who Carol is anymore.
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I mean, who is this imposter?
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Freewheeling around,
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abandoning all her stupid rules,
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acting all fun to be around
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and looking positively radiant?
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I treated her so well
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and she rewards me by having sex
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with this friggin' ugly model-looking dude
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right in front of my face?
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That's classless.
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I mean, how dare her!
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She's... she's classless and annoying
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and uptight and stupid and childish
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and sweet and good-hearted
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and fun and...
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(sighs)
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radiant.
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I friggin' beefed it big time.
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God, I want her back.
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(knocking on door)
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Carol, hey.
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Really want to talk to you.
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Oh, Tandy, now's not a good time.
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Well, would this make it a better time?
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For you. Yeah.
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(laughs) And that's not all.
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Here. Got you this.
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(laughs)
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It's a bunch of jewels.
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Went to a couple different jewel stores.
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Dummy.
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I don't care about any of this stuff.
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Ugh, who cares about
materialistic things? Yeah.
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That's why I wrote you a song.
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- You did?
- Yeah.
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It's called, uh... "Carol."
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Uh, so that's proof.
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Tandy, stop.
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Stop what?
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Don't you see what's happening?
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You always want what you can't have.
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And Tandy, you can't have me.
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Why not?
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- I mean, I made some mis...
- (footsteps approaching)
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Hey, Care Bear. Tandy.
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How's it going?
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Care Bear, huh?
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Care Bear? He's calling you Care Bear now?
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Okay, I get it.
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Well, good-bye, Carol.
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Good-bye, uh... Phil.
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Okay, everybody! Gather round! Get in here.
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Because Phil, the hero of the moment,
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has a little surprise for all of us.
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It involves getting power up here
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to the cul de sac, but that's all I'll say.
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Okay, everybody,
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- just look in the direction of that lamp
- No...
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for the surprise, but that's all I'll say.
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Okay. Thank you, Carol.
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So, uh, I've been tinkering around,
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set up some solar panels
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that have been collecting rays
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all day, feeding a battery.
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Wait, are you saying we're gonna get
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real electricity to the cul de sac?
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- I'm gonna try.
- So the plugs will work again?
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ERICA: Central air conditioning.
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I could have my kitchen back!
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- Lamps! I've said too much.
- PHIL 2: Whoa, guys.
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At this point, it's still very limited.
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Okay? I have just enough power...
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to do this.
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(laughs)
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(gasps) Wow! (Carol shrieks)
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GAIL: Oh...
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ERICA: Wow!
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Isn't he the greatest?
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Come here.
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PHIL 2: My Care Bear.
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Lamp just fell. Lamp just fell.
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- What?
- PHIL 2: Did you just knock over my lamp?
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I was sitting here
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and the thing just falls...
'cause the wind...
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- Okay, it's not a big deal, I'll...
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Tandy knocked over the lamp
and Tandy's gonna pick it up.
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I didn't knock over your stupid lamp.
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Okay?
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If I'd knocked it over, you'd know it.
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Believe me.
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I'm gonna tell you one last time.
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Pick up my lamp.
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(gasps)
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Okay, and I'm gonna tell you something
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one first time, okay?
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Number one:
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you're making a huge ass out of yourself.
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- Huh?
- Not really.
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- No.
- Yeah. Yeah. Huge ass.
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Number two: I didn't knock it over,
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so give it a rest, okay?
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Back me up here, Todd.
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Okay, you know what? That's enough!
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I saw Tandy knock over the lamp.
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And also, he's gonna kill you, Phil.
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- (Carol gasps) What?
- What?
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Yeah, he told me so this morning.
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That's not a backup, bro!
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He's gonna drive you out to the desert
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and he's gonna leave you there.
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He was gonna do the same thing to me.
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Du... no... uh, come on.
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- Oh, my God!
- MELISSA: Oh, my God!
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You were gonna leave Todd in the desert?
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Oh... oh, so you're gonna believe him?
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- Yes.
- GAIL: Absolutely.
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Tandy...
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Okay, fine. Fine.
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I was gonna leave Todd in the desert.
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Is that what you want to hear?
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Well, it's true.
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But I-I didn't do it!
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00:09:19,969 --> 00:09:21,770
Oh, Tandy... All right, all
right, I've heard enough.
273
00:09:27,243 --> 00:09:29,845
You're done here, Tandy.
274
00:09:29,846 --> 00:09:31,346
I think it's time for you to leave.
275
00:09:31,347 --> 00:09:33,077
Oh, you mean, like, "This
town's not big enough
276
00:09:33,078 --> 00:09:34,388
for the two of us"?
277
00:09:34,389 --> 00:09:35,884
Exactly.
278
00:09:35,885 --> 00:09:37,986
Oh, so you're... you're serious.
279
00:09:37,987 --> 00:09:39,383
Get out of here.
280
00:09:39,384 --> 00:09:41,923
But...
281
00:09:41,924 --> 00:09:43,012
Tucson's my home.
282
00:09:43,013 --> 00:09:45,060
I mean, it's... it's where I grew up.
283
00:09:45,061 --> 00:09:46,624
It's where my parents are buried.
284
00:09:55,037 --> 00:09:56,872
All right, ou know what?
285
00:09:56,873 --> 00:09:57,789
Fine.
286
00:09:57,790 --> 00:09:59,908
Fine, there's nothing
left for me here anyway.
287
00:09:59,909 --> 00:10:01,276
So...
288
00:10:02,979 --> 00:10:04,323
Okay.
289
00:10:05,524 --> 00:10:06,648
Then I guess this is...
290
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,650
(screaming)
291
00:10:10,019 --> 00:10:12,954
Try to kick me out of Tucson!?
292
00:10:12,955 --> 00:10:14,555
I'm not going anywhere!
293
00:10:14,556 --> 00:10:16,680
I am Tucson!
294
00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:34,197
PHIL 2: Aah, damn it.
295
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,531
Dropped another stitch.
296
00:10:35,532 --> 00:10:36,532
Oh, that's okay.
297
00:10:36,533 --> 00:10:38,301
So you just front-loop it here.
298
00:10:38,302 --> 00:10:40,393
- Right.
- Maybe my hands are too big for this.
299
00:10:40,394 --> 00:10:41,510
No, you got it.
300
00:10:41,511 --> 00:10:42,966
Thank you, Care Bear.
301
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:46,025
Hey, Phil, do you mind finding
302
00:10:46,026 --> 00:10:48,311
a different adorable nickname for me?
303
00:10:48,312 --> 00:10:49,979
Sure.
304
00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,283
(whispering indistinctly)
305
00:10:54,285 --> 00:10:56,219
Is something wrong?
306
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,913
Uh, just worried about Tandy.
307
00:10:58,914 --> 00:11:00,074
I mean, it's been three days.
308
00:11:00,075 --> 00:11:01,291
What if he dies up there?
309
00:11:01,292 --> 00:11:02,926
- Well, good, problem solved.
- Phil!
310
00:11:02,927 --> 00:11:04,527
How can you say that?
311
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,564
All right, look,
312
00:11:07,565 --> 00:11:08,965
don't worry, Care Package.
313
00:11:08,966 --> 00:11:11,901
He'll come out soon. He has to.
314
00:11:11,902 --> 00:11:13,536
He's got nothing to eat up there.
315
00:11:15,573 --> 00:11:17,907
You are a toilet paper corn dog.
316
00:11:33,924 --> 00:11:35,592
A raisin ball.
317
00:11:37,928 --> 00:11:40,263
Oh, Carol.
318
00:11:53,711 --> 00:11:55,378
(knocking on door)
319
00:11:56,614 --> 00:11:58,063
Go away.
320
00:11:58,064 --> 00:11:59,949
Tandy.
321
00:11:59,950 --> 00:12:01,117
Carol?
322
00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:05,329
I said go away!
323
00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:07,560
There is no Tandy here.
324
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:08,892
It's only Phil.
325
00:12:08,893 --> 00:12:09,734
Phil Miller.
326
00:12:09,735 --> 00:12:11,628
The original Phil Miller.
327
00:12:11,629 --> 00:12:14,297
I may not be a good person.
328
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,632
(spits)
329
00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:17,300
I may have my faults,
330
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,035
but I am a good person.
331
00:12:19,036 --> 00:12:20,370
(sighs)
332
00:12:20,371 --> 00:12:22,038
Hey, come out of there.
333
00:12:22,039 --> 00:12:24,574
It's been three days...
You have to be hungry.
334
00:12:24,575 --> 00:12:26,576
I have plenty of food.
335
00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:29,412
Come on.
336
00:12:29,413 --> 00:12:31,414
We're all sitting around the campfire.
337
00:12:31,415 --> 00:12:33,583
And Gail's playing her accordion.
338
00:12:33,584 --> 00:12:34,918
You should be with us.
339
00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:38,054
Nobody wants me out there.
340
00:12:38,055 --> 00:12:39,389
That's not true.
341
00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:40,478
You made a mistake,
342
00:12:40,479 --> 00:12:42,825
but everyone knows you didn't mean it.
343
00:12:42,826 --> 00:12:45,128
We all agreed we want to call a truce.
344
00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:47,463
Can we move on?
345
00:12:47,464 --> 00:12:50,140
You already have moved on.
346
00:12:51,135 --> 00:12:53,469
Look, I'm not a charity case, okay?
347
00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:56,065
I don't... You found a new dude.
348
00:12:56,807 --> 00:12:58,808
I'm fine in here.
349
00:12:58,809 --> 00:13:01,877
All right. Well, I tried.
350
00:13:12,857 --> 00:13:15,258
ALL: ♪ He's blowing his horn ♪
351
00:13:15,259 --> 00:13:17,994
♪ Already I'm so lonesome ♪
352
00:13:17,995 --> 00:13:19,996
♪ I could cry ♪
353
00:13:22,099 --> 00:13:26,769
♪ So kiss me and smile for me ♪
354
00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:30,240
♪ Tell me that you'll wait for me ♪
355
00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:34,577
♪ Hold me like you'll never let me go ♪
356
00:13:35,779 --> 00:13:40,316
♪ 'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane ♪
357
00:13:40,317 --> 00:13:44,821
♪ Don't know when I'll be back again ♪
358
00:13:44,822 --> 00:13:48,491
♪ Oh, babe, I hate to go ♪
359
00:13:51,061 --> 00:13:53,329
♪ 'Cause I'm leavin' ♪
360
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:55,429
♪ On a jet plane... ♪
361
00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:57,667
CAROL: Phil, what are you doing?!
362
00:13:57,668 --> 00:13:59,002
We called a truce!
363
00:13:59,003 --> 00:14:01,004
Take a good look, Tandy.
364
00:14:01,005 --> 00:14:04,340
Because this... will be the last time
365
00:14:04,341 --> 00:14:06,009
you'll be seeing any of this.
366
00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:09,012
Come on.
367
00:14:09,013 --> 00:14:10,580
(grunts)
368
00:14:47,316 --> 00:14:49,189
Two days of supplies.
369
00:14:49,190 --> 00:14:51,375
You're just gonna leave me out here?
370
00:14:51,953 --> 00:14:53,655
I'm going back that way.
371
00:14:54,298 --> 00:14:55,999
That direction is you.
372
00:14:58,101 --> 00:14:59,720
All right?
373
00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:07,154
Don't even think about
coming back to Tucson.
374
00:15:09,894 --> 00:15:11,948
(engine revs)
375
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,788
He's coming back. I know this game.
376
00:15:17,789 --> 00:15:19,854
'Cause I invented it!
377
00:15:25,471 --> 00:15:26,373
Good!
378
00:15:26,374 --> 00:15:27,760
Don't come back!
379
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,691
I don't need you!
380
00:15:29,692 --> 00:15:31,957
I don't need any of you!
381
00:15:38,186 --> 00:15:39,520
Okay. Okay.
382
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:42,267
If I ration this out, it'll
last about three days.
383
00:15:42,268 --> 00:15:44,995
If I walk at a quick pace,
I can make it to Nogales.
384
00:15:44,996 --> 00:15:47,631
And I get a car, get some supplies,
385
00:15:47,632 --> 00:15:49,920
and then I am gone.
386
00:15:49,921 --> 00:15:51,933
_
387
00:15:55,303 --> 00:15:56,303
Stupid!
388
00:16:05,613 --> 00:16:06,947
So stupid.
389
00:16:06,948 --> 00:16:09,249
So stupid... why'd you do that?
390
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,100
Hey.
391
00:16:26,101 --> 00:16:28,102
Todd, I'm so sorry.
392
00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:30,704
I-I had no idea that
thing with Tandy happened.
393
00:16:30,705 --> 00:16:33,707
I just want you to know that I'm here
394
00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:36,710
if you ever need to tell me anything.
395
00:16:36,711 --> 00:16:38,278
Like someone's trying to murder you.
396
00:16:38,279 --> 00:16:41,281
Well, I'll keep that in mind.
397
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,119
Hey, Melissa.
398
00:16:48,189 --> 00:16:49,857
I love you.
399
00:16:49,858 --> 00:16:51,625
I don't expect you to say it back,
400
00:16:51,626 --> 00:16:55,462
but I'm not gonna pretend
that I don't love you.
401
00:16:55,463 --> 00:16:57,164
'Cause I do. (chuckles)
402
00:16:57,165 --> 00:16:59,833
I'm sorry I couldn't say it back.
403
00:17:01,436 --> 00:17:03,337
But just know I-I do love you.
404
00:17:03,338 --> 00:17:05,873
And I really appreciate
you being patient with me,
405
00:17:05,874 --> 00:17:08,208
because I feel like one day, it will come.
406
00:17:09,711 --> 00:17:11,712
You know you just said it... you said,
"I love you."
407
00:17:11,713 --> 00:17:14,681
- No, I-I said, "I do love you."
- That's the same thing.
408
00:17:14,682 --> 00:17:16,550
- No, it's way different.
- Come here.
409
00:17:26,995 --> 00:17:28,328
Gary.
410
00:17:28,329 --> 00:17:29,763
You came.
411
00:17:29,764 --> 00:17:31,331
He was worried about you.
412
00:17:31,332 --> 00:17:33,901
Carol.
413
00:17:33,902 --> 00:17:35,369
What are you doing here?
414
00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:36,703
Oh.
415
00:17:36,704 --> 00:17:39,039
I knew two days'
worth of supplies wouldn't be enough,
416
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,542
so I just wanted to drop this off.
417
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,243
Thank you.
418
00:17:45,613 --> 00:17:48,615
Well, good-bye, Tandy.
419
00:17:48,616 --> 00:17:50,617
Bye.
420
00:17:54,522 --> 00:17:56,190
(sighs)
421
00:17:56,191 --> 00:17:58,425
Tandy, did you really write me a song?
422
00:17:59,794 --> 00:18:01,628
Can I hear it?
423
00:18:01,629 --> 00:18:03,630
Of course.
424
00:18:10,238 --> 00:18:13,907
♪ They say the moon is to wish on ♪
425
00:18:15,243 --> 00:18:18,912
♪ Make you feel all romantic ♪
426
00:18:20,248 --> 00:18:23,917
♪ They say it makes the waves ♪
427
00:18:25,253 --> 00:18:28,789
♪ That serenade our sadness ♪
428
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:34,128
♪ It's for hopers and dreamers ♪
429
00:18:34,129 --> 00:18:37,131
♪ And poets who swoon ♪
430
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:42,469
♪ Well, screw the moon ♪
431
00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:46,140
♪ What good's the moon ♪
432
00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:50,477
♪ If Care Bear is not here with me? ♪
433
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,121
So where should we go?
434
00:19:01,122 --> 00:19:03,123
What?
435
00:19:03,124 --> 00:19:04,692
You're staying with me?
436
00:19:04,693 --> 00:19:06,593
You need me.
437
00:19:06,594 --> 00:19:09,329
Well, what about New Phil?
438
00:19:10,365 --> 00:19:12,032
I don't want to be with a man
439
00:19:12,033 --> 00:19:14,034
that can leave someone
in the desert to die.
440
00:19:14,035 --> 00:19:15,703
I want to be with the man
441
00:19:15,704 --> 00:19:18,038
who doesn't have the heart
to go through with it.
442
00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:21,375
And I don't know, call me crazy,
443
00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:24,378
but I feel like we belong together.
444
00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:26,380
I got to be honest, Carol.
445
00:19:26,381 --> 00:19:28,849
I feel like you're making
a big mistake here.
446
00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:31,352
I know.
447
00:19:31,353 --> 00:19:33,053
Come on.
448
00:19:33,054 --> 00:19:34,755
All right.
449
00:19:41,229 --> 00:19:43,764
(chuckles)
450
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:47,835
So what do you say we start over?
451
00:19:47,836 --> 00:19:49,236
Okay.
452
00:19:49,237 --> 00:19:51,238
Hello.
453
00:19:51,239 --> 00:19:53,240
I'm Carol Andrew Pilbasian.
454
00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:54,575
I'm from Delaware.
455
00:19:54,576 --> 00:19:56,243
I'm a Scorpio.
456
00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:57,578
And I'm an only child.
457
00:19:57,579 --> 00:20:00,314
You go. You go.
458
00:20:00,315 --> 00:20:02,650
I'm, uh, Phillip Tandy Miller.
459
00:20:02,651 --> 00:20:04,318
I'm from Tucson.
460
00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:05,653
I'm a Gemini.
461
00:20:05,654 --> 00:20:08,322
And, uh, I had one brother.
462
00:20:08,323 --> 00:20:10,658
You had a brother? I didn't know that.
463
00:20:10,659 --> 00:20:12,926
Well,
there's a lot about me you don't know.
464
00:20:12,927 --> 00:20:14,161
CAROL: Tell me everything.
465
00:20:14,162 --> 00:20:15,562
We have time.
466
00:20:15,563 --> 00:20:17,097
- TANDY: Well, he was...
- CAROL: Belt. Seatbelt.
467
00:20:17,098 --> 00:20:18,232
TANDY: What?
468
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:19,500
CAROL: Please put on your seatbelt.
469
00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:21,902
TANDY: But, Carol... Fine.
470
00:20:30,278 --> 00:20:32,279
ASTRONAUT: Houston, do you read?
471
00:20:34,349 --> 00:20:36,817
Houston, do you read?
472
00:20:39,043 --> 00:20:42,958
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